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Esjay

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Esjay

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About Esjay : I am always in and/or causing trouble.

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Today, my best friend wanted to see what my new boyfriend looks like. By chance, he'd sent me a Snapchat a few minutes before, so I opened it to show her, only to see that it was a dick pic. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36378) - you deserved it (42108)

On 05/06/2014 at 7:28pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML

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On 10/23/2010 at 12:01pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)



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