About Esjay : I am always in and/or causing trouble.
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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I was mowing the lawn. I hadn't mowed it in awhile so I didn't realise the rock that was in… Today, the pretzel shop I work at posted the schedule for the next two weeks. I'm the only one who… Today, and for the last few days I've stopped texting the people I talk with daily to see if they'd…