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Today, a kid came trick or treating to my house. When I told him Halloween was nearly two weeks ago, his reaction was to savagely kick me in the shin and run off screaming obscenities. This is the same kid who broke down in tears when I gave him candy on the real Halloween. FML


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On 11/11/2011 at 9:04pm - kids - by Username - United States (Maryland)

Today, a month after my final bout of intimacy with the stage five clinger who's been borderline stalking me since high school, she called to tell me I'm going to be a father. FML


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On 11/11/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML


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On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked in on my father and brother attempting to harmonize their farts. FML


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On 07/14/2011 at 4:09pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, I decided to take a nap in the university library. I felt like I'd only closed my eyes for a minute, when a guy woke me up to tell me that I'd been farting in my sleep for the last half hour, and that the librarian was becoming concerned. FML


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On 12/06/2010 at 5:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was in a meeting at work. In the middle of our CEO's speech, I farted. Everyone heard including my boss, who looked over and said, "Do you have anything else you wanted to add?" FML


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On 12/11/2009 at 1:11pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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