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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 9 September 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1130
  • Number of comments : 38
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I'm hiding in my own house, because my crazy neighbor wants to "play." Yesterday when I agreed, she made me spend the whole day with her, then burst into tears when I had to leave. She's been waiting outside for over two hours. FML

#18049088
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30088) - you deserved it (3126)

On 10/22/2011 at 9:02pm - misc - by pretty_coin - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML

#18047798
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29219) - you deserved it (16301)

On 10/22/2011 at 5:51pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Northwest Territories)

Today, I decided I wanted to dye my hair a medium brown. Little did I know, some jerk switched the hair dye boxes. My hair is now bright orange. FML

#18045518
264 comments

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On 10/22/2011 at 11:32am - misc - by Hair Fail - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was giving a PowerPoint presentation in class. When I put my flash drive into the computer, my folder opened up and a nude picture of myself popped right up on a 110 inch projector screen for all 35 students to see. This is a 16 week course. FML

#18044835
234 comments

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On 10/22/2011 at 9:25am - misc - by jaymash - United States (Michigan)

Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML

#17371969
162 comments

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On 08/04/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by Thebestman123 - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got all four of my wisdom teeth taken out. I happen to be allergic to all types of pain medication. FML

#14286493
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35787) - you deserved it (2753)

On 12/21/2010 at 3:25pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

#14199055
293 comments

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML

#14187537
222 comments

I agree, your life sucks (99200) - you deserved it (5414)

On 12/13/2010 at 4:16am - health - by Christopher - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was on a bench enjoying the sun, when a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks my way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happened," and walks off. FML

#13697892
194 comments

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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year old son answered the door and when he saw me said, 'oh great, it's YOU' and slammed the door in my face. FML

#13300010
89 comments

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On 10/03/2010 at 3:40am - kids - by notyouagain (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML

#8548832
96 comments

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On 02/22/2010 at 8:27am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Costa Rica (San Jose)



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