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Today, I discovered that my dog is an aspiring underwear designer, her latest project being creating crotchless underwear. Mine seem to have been used as prototypes. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 9:48am - animals - by blacktyaffair - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex. My mum walked in and told him to pull out and show her that he was wearing a condom, and not just saying he was. FML
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On 11/09/2011 at 7:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, I discovered my sister has a crystal meth problem when she set fire to our house. FML
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On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, I went to the hospital with a broken hand. They gave me a cast and some prescription pain medication. The only problem is that the bottle of medication is child-proof, I live alone and I can't open it with one hand. FML
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On 10/23/2011 at 7:32pm - health - by charlotte9338 - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my roommates thought I wasn't home and started talking about me. Apparently I'm a lesbian, devil worshiper, and an alcoholic. I didn't know my life was so fascinating. FML
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On 10/11/2011 at 11:34pm - misc - by FroggyGirl888 - United States
Today, I was talking with my uncle, when the subject of my abusive mother-in-law came up. He assured me he'd talk to her and straighten things out. Apparently this means posting on her Facebook wall threatening to "pimp-slap a bitch" if she doesn't get her "fat ass out of family business". FML
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On 10/07/2011 at 10:40pm - misc - by ...... (woman) - United States (Utah)
Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by dizzy (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)
Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML
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On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -
Today, I paid €100 to have a tube shoved down my genitals. FML
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On 02/28/2011 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by regretter -
Today, the guy who sits next to me in my psychology class openly admitted to torturing animals as a child. It's going to be a long semester. FML
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On 01/26/2011 at 10:54pm - misc - by Username -
Today, my boyfriend of over one and a half years told me he won't give me a hand job because "it's awfully wet down there," and he isn't "a fan of other people's bodily fluids." FML
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On 01/17/2011 at 10:19pm - intimacy - by No O-face (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was eating lunch at McDonald's when an older man sat down at the table next to me and told me I was the most beautiful girl he'd ever seen. I'm a 20 year old man. FML
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On 11/04/2010 at 3:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Michigan)
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