Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Eorlas

Offline (the 01/16/2015 at 5:12pm) | Search for a member

Eorlas

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 December 1991 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3907
  • Number of comments : 215
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Eorlas : Im usually on this website quite frequently. Send me a message if you wish! I enjoy talking to cool people.

When Im not here Im either working at the hospital, practicing/competing/teaching ballroom dance, playing video games, or hanging out with friends.

Eorlas's page activity

Visits<b>meb123hazel</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 2:04pm<b>mcrptv</b> - the 02/25/2015 at 2:14pm<b>metallicat27</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 11:27pm<b>jesusalejndr</b> - the 01/12/2015 at 9:42am<b>grajax</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 4:45pm<b>PerditaDessa</b> - the 08/30/2014 at 4:57am<b>awesomepantTamia</b> - the 08/10/2014 at 5:49pm<b>Oihana</b> - the 08/08/2014 at 5:28pm<b>xivoricbutterfly</b> - the 07/19/2014 at 4:36pm<b>xDochx</b> - the 06/23/2014 at 10:39pm<b>teentee401</b> - the 05/30/2014 at 6:32am<b>shanekicksass</b> - the 04/21/2014 at 8:17pm<b>swampbaby985</b> - the 03/09/2014 at 4:20am<b>ILoveMyIpad1234</b> - the 02/07/2014 at 10:21am<b>MissQ</b> - the 02/06/2014 at 12:48am<b>CallMeWindSock</b> - the 02/05/2014 at 5:23pm<b>Lindsey_Marie</b> - the 02/05/2014 at 9:02am<b>FindingYujin</b> - the 01/13/2014 at 8:39am

Eorlas's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

A new Thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

See all of Eorlas's badges

Eorlas's favorite FMLs

Today, I Got To Say, "My Best Friend Hookd Up With My Step-sister's Grandma's Aunt" And Be Correct. FML

#18465565
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25796) - you deserved it (2289)

On 12/09/2011 at 12:22am - love - by thatisnotcool45 - Canada

TODAY, I DRASSAD UP AS SANTA CLAUS FIR MY AMPLOYAAS' CHILDRAN. AFTAR SAAING ALL THA OTHARS, MY DAUGHTAR'S TURN ARRIVAD. SHA SAT ON MY LAP, PUT HAR LIPS TO MY AAR, AND WHISPARAD SOFTLY: ( I WANT A NAW DAD. ) FML

#18418543
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57138) - you deserved it (5697) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 12/03/2011 at 11:24am - kids - by perenoel - France

today aftar thraa days of gatting stard at by my naighbour from tha window I raalizd that sha wasn't aliva anymora.

#18406735
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44737) - you deserved it (3373)

On 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm - health - by unknown52 - Netherlands (Overijssel)

Yesterday, I got trappd in an elevator with a chicken . fat FML

#18334722
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30145) - you deserved it (3897)

On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I discovered my sister as a looool crystal met problem wen se set fire to our ouse . mega FML

#18198070
121 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34043) - you deserved it (2312)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today , I had to explain to mah boyfriend y it would be highly offensive and inappropriate fir him to go as looool Caylee Anthony fir Halloween. I think he's still planning on doing it. FML

#18030465
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23252) - you deserved it (4458)

On 10/20/2011 at 10:32am - love - by Miroslav208 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was in a public restroom . The guy in the urinal next to me was making loud sounds of discomfort . I ignord him and finishd up . I turnd around to be greetd by his rd swollen beehive of a crotch, and him asking, "Is mah penis supposd to look like this?" FML

#18003683
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34035) - you deserved it (2402)

On 10/17/2011 at 12:20am - health - by blarp - United States (New Jersey)

Today, hile taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on mah head, laughed hysterically, and ran off looool screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28133) - you deserved it (11510)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got my frst handjob. She rippd out a pube. It hurt so bad my eyes teard up. She askedhat was wrong an not wanting to make her feel guilty I had to tell her it was ( Just so good. ) FML

#17659578
233 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37484) - you deserved it (9651)

On 09/04/2011 at 5:36am - intimacy - by southernluxe - United States

Today ma grlfriend of 4 years broke up wit me. Se took everyting including te kidney I gave er a year ago. FML

#17417239
421 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58281) - you deserved it (5841)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, I finally noticad that my wifa only shavas har bush whan sha goas on ( businass trips!! ) FML

#17414090
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56982) - you deserved it (4605)

On 08/09/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by ksmith - United States (Ohio)

Today mah boyfriend decided it'd be funny to create a "place" on Facebook for mah vagina!! Now he "checks-in" every time we have sex!! FML

#17338945
333 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51389) - you deserved it (9866)

On 08/02/2011 at 12:52am - intimacy - by INside (woman) - United States (New York)

Today , wile looool aving sex , boyfriend decidd to sing te Star Wars teme song as e enterd is penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39272) - you deserved it (9970)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, it's mah birthday!! I got a phone call from mah high school bully, to remind me that he'll always be able to find me an dohatever he wants to me!! He does this every year!! I turn 34 today!! FML

#17012107
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42133) - you deserved it (6372)

On 07/07/2011 at 8:19am - misc - by Snurkles (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, Mah 15 Year Old Grlfriend Called To Tell Me She Is Pregnant. Her Dad Is Ex-military, And Makes A Point Of Cleaning His Guns Every Time I Go To Her House. FML

#17010843
711 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18727) - you deserved it (95397)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: