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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 December 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2552
  • Number of comments : 214
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Eorlas : Im usually on this website quite frequently. Send me a message if you wish! I enjoy talking to cool people.

When Im not here Im either working at the hospital, practicing/competing/teaching ballroom dance, playing video games, or hanging out with friends.

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