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EnjoiChocolate
  • Town/Country : Grande Prairie, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 October 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 21
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About EnjoiChocolate : I'm an outstanding individual that possess plenty unique abilities and personality traits. My hobbies are to win the cold war for the communist, skateboarding, snowboarding, and more. I'm interested in education, as it's a highly important factor of life overall. Unless you befriend me, I won't provide any significant details of my life to you. If you degrade me for anything I may say or may have said, I personally don't care, your life is insignificant to mine so please do yourself a favor and stay quiet. However, If I have made any spelling and/or grammatical error, please inform me. I'm trying my hardest to make sure I don't butcher the English language. I try to keep my hateful opinions to myself to try to protect the targets ego. Also, if you read this biography, I congratulate you, please don't take everything I say too seriously, thanks.

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Today, I was placed firmly in the friend-zone. By my wife. We've been married 10 years. She doesn't want a divorce, she says it'd be too "time-consuming." FML

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Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML

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On 06/05/2012 at 2:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)



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