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EnjoiChocolate
  • Town/Country : Grande Prairie, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 October 1993 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 94
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About EnjoiChocolate : I'm an outstanding individual that possess plenty unique abilities and personality traits. My hobbies are skateboarding, snowboarding, hanging out with friends, listening to music, and other stuff.

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Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

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162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48958) - you deserved it (8615)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my five-year-old daughter called the police to report her stolen nose. FML

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162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48958) - you deserved it (8615)

On 07/07/2013 at 5:57pm - kids - by nosestealer (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was placed firmly in the friend-zone. By my wife. We've been married 10 years. She doesn't want a divorce, she says it'd be too "time-consuming." FML

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On 10/11/2012 at 1:56am - love - by agh marriage (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was at work, reading some funny stories on my phone. Just as one of my co-workers decided to share that his father had passed away recently, I burst into uncontrollable, teary-eyed laughter at a story. They don't believe my explanation, and have branded me the office asshole. FML

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On 06/05/2012 at 2:47pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)



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