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Encutielucie
  • Town/Country : Casablanca, Morocco
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 February 1990 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 982
  • Number of comments : 4
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Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it. It took us 13 minutes to figure out my mom had been on the other line the whole time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33249) - you deserved it (12119)

On 02/21/2011 at 12:01am - intimacy - by anonymous -

Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24000) - you deserved it (4118)

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