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  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 February 1990 (24 years)
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Today, while stuck in a traffic jam, my son silently changed my gear to reverse. FML

#15248759
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37753) - you deserved it (6414)

On 03/09/2011 at 4:52am - kids - by Anonymous - India (Karnataka)

Today, my boyfriend called me and dumped me. Thirty minutes later he called asking for me back. When I asked why, he said "The other girl dumped me." FML

#15248393
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42484) - you deserved it (4033)

On 03/09/2011 at 3:27am - love - by life_isnt_fair (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I accidentally forgot my glasses in a store bathroom. When I finally noticed, I went back to find that someone was wearing them as he was walking out of the store. I didn't have the balls to call him out on it. FML

#15244433
108 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 9:23pm - misc - by Trippy Penguin -

Today, as I couldn't get the airplane seat buckle to buckle, I faced the fact that I've been in denial about how fat I have become. The people in my row faced it too as I began to sob uncontrollably. FML

#15240526
141 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 1:25pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML

#15239631
187 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML

#15237271
97 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my babysitter called to inform me that my grandfather is stalking her. FML

#15237073
59 comments

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On 03/08/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by ToxicSuicide (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML

#15231026
132 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 5:23pm - misc - by chelsea -

Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML

#15229654
155 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 2:04pm - intimacy - by lolzboss - United States (Virginia)

Today, I flipped out when I saw a centipede. I screamed, very loudly and in a very high voice. My girlfriend came into the room, stomped on it, picked it up and threw it in the trashcan. I apologized to her for the scene and all she said was, "I'm used to it." FML

#15228646
116 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 11:17am - misc - by thenotsomanlyman - United States

Today, I discovered that sea-sickness also applies when making love on my girlfriend's new water bed. FML

#15226088
71 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 2:28am - intimacy - by dizzy (man) - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

#15225525
176 comments

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On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -

Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML

#15075987
160 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 7:25am - misc - by no name -

Today, I had to fake fall down the stairs so my mom would stop texting and actually pay attention to what I was saying. FML

#15074279
93 comments

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On 02/22/2011 at 2:07am - misc - by anonymous -

Today, I was in the toilet. Some idiots thought it was funny to throw a water balloon into the cubicle. The balloon didn't pop, but fell in the toilet sending my own urine onto my shorts. I had 4 hours left of school. FML

#15068596
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26457) - you deserved it (2479)

On 02/21/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by peedonme (man) - New Zealand (Wellington)



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