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  • Birth Date : Sunday 18 February 1990 (25 years)
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Today , I Thought Mah Hamster Might Be Lonely , So I Went To The Pet Shop And Bought A New One To Keep Him Company. The New Hamster Killed The Old One. FML

#17727112
205 comments

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On 09/12/2011 at 9:52am - animals - by squeak (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

yesterday I found out that mah parents used all of the college money I have been saving up 4 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money 4 repairs. FML

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On 09/12/2011 at 3:36am - money - by Me - United States

TODAY, I WAS THA VICTIM OF A DRIVA-BY. THA ATTACKARS USD WATAR GUNS. FML

#17724131
87 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 10:50pm - misc - by COCKYmanUSC - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I got bored and decided to visit a porn site. I typed in the address and hit enter. A split second later, I realized I wasn't typing into the browser address bar, but in a chat window on my other screen. I'd been chatting with a grl I wanted to get with at the time. FML

#17719852
216 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 1:53pm - intimacy - by Extended_desktop (man) - Poland

Today, I Was Eating Noodles. Midway Through Chewing, I Sneezed. The Noodles Got Stuck In My Nose. FML

#17718779
151 comments

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On 09/11/2011 at 11:15am - health - by bob - United States (New Mexico)

Today, the girl I've been dating, an starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, ( Really? ) She replied, ( Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby. ) FML

#17718767
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On 09/11/2011 at 11:13am - misc - by CaseyFpC85 - United States (Florida)

yesterday fater in law drunkenly announcd at dinner tat e wisd usband ad marrid best friend!! No one stuck up fir me!! Not even usband!! real FML

#17715893
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On 09/11/2011 at 12:19am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, the really cute guy who askd for mah number last night textd me looool . He wantd to know if he could get mah friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her drectly .

#17711612
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On 09/10/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by chicagobulls102 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

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151 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents . My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex . It wasn't her . Thanks dad . FML

#17709124
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On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was aating soma popcorn with a guy, and I noticad a piaca of hair coming out mah mouth . I pullad it.. . and pullad it.. . and avantually soma popcorn piacas cama out attachad to tha and of tha hair . I was so ambarrassad, ha triad to maka ma faal battar by saying it lookad lika a magic trick .

#17708928
111 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 1:57am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, mah husband want downstairs to play Call of Duty. Whan ha cummad back aftar only 20 minutas I said, ( Awww, did you miss ma? ) Ha said, ( No, tha controllar diad. ) FML

Today I pretendd to drunk text some friends. When in all reality I was sitting home all alone. I don't know what's worse: that I pretendd that I was social an drunk or that the friend I said I was with was actually with them. FML

#17708531
68 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 1:05am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today , I found out that the man who offerd to put up the woman I love in exchange fir me helping out with his rent , has in fact been her ( other ) boyfriend since before she movd in. FML

#17706301
60 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 7:48pm - love - by Just me (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I Was Masturbating While Chewing Gum!! Halfway Into The Session, The Gum Flew Down Mah Throat, Causing Me To Violently Choke!! My Mom Had To Rush In An Help Me While I Still Had Mah Pants Around Mah Ankles!!

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169 comments

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On 09/09/2011 at 7:22pm - intimacy - by omfgnooo (man) - United States (New York)



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