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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 751
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About EnSigne : My name is Signe, and I'm from Sweden. And that's about all you need to know about me. So... yeah. Nevermind.

Oh, and please don't be a dirty perv and try to message me about cyber stuff, I am NOT interested.

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EnSigne's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39989) - you deserved it (26526) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML

#14610611
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14003) - you deserved it (36169) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I found out that there is literally a giant hole in my son's bedroom because my son wanted to build a "secret entrance." FML

#12879183
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30364) - you deserved it (4492)

On 09/03/2010 at 12:35am - kids - by Devon - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

#12677495
262 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41625) - you deserved it (12547)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my father made his bellybutton talk. In front of my new boyfriend. FML

#12049676
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30449) - you deserved it (3948)

On 07/22/2010 at 7:14pm - love - by coffee_princess (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I walked four blocks with toilet paper hanging out of my pants. FML

#11548771
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18401) - you deserved it (25031)

On 06/29/2010 at 8:39pm - misc - by Tp (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I laughed so hard my milk went out my nose in front of the boy I liked. Then, since I was laughing so hard about that, I accidentally farted. FML

#7901856
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33002) - you deserved it (7741)

On 02/05/2010 at 8:44am - misc - by hisgirl4life (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my father yelled at me for changing 1 of his 2 programable seat positions in his car because he uses both. Apparently, 1 is for sober driving and 2 is for high/drunk driving. Go dad. FML

#7353049
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26600) - you deserved it (3106)

On 01/15/2010 at 2:24am - misc - by Goobie (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved his flaming red hair. He told me that he loved the fuzz on my butt. FML

#7231026
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25582) - you deserved it (6745)

On 01/09/2010 at 3:16am - misc - by Snowin2007 (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye bye sex. FML

#7198357
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36830) - you deserved it (2304)

On 01/07/2010 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by Sanchez (man) - United States

Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

#5287091
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51031) - you deserved it (2543)

On 09/16/2009 at 2:34am - love - by OhDamn (man) - United Kingdom (Bristol)

Today, I was involved in a car accident. I wasn't the driver of either car. I happened to be a passerby that was hit by a falling stop sign as a car hit it. FML

#3660807
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50953) - you deserved it (2344)

On 07/11/2009 at 3:43am - misc - by ttsutaoka (man) - United States (California)

Today, a little girl standing next to me on the train suddenly hugged me. I thought maybe she was sad or I reminded her of someone, and hugged her back. Then she smiled, squeezed my lovehandles, and said "Honk, honk!" FML

#3030449
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38751) - you deserved it (6140)

On 06/19/2009 at 1:48pm - kids - by squeezable (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML

#1925712
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52705) - you deserved it (14737)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)



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