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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 26 May 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 737
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About EnSigne : My name is Signe, and I'm from Sweden. And that's about all you need to know about me. So... yeah. Nevermind.

Oh, and please don't be a dirty perv and try to message me about cyber stuff, I am NOT interested.

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EnSigne's favorite FMLs

Today, while waiting outside a liquor store for my boyfriend, a drunk guy leaned over my shoulder, took a large bite out of my burger, and walked away. FML

#18913819
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26095) - you deserved it (3674)

On 01/26/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by RequilaRainbow - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I took my kids to visit their grandma. At one point while playing, my youngest said "shit", so I admonished her. My mom snorted and told me to "stop being such a little bitch", because it will make my kids into "lame prisses like their mother". FML

#18892248
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23468) - you deserved it (6610)

On 01/23/2012 at 6:26pm - kids - by gloria77 (woman) - United States

Today, I found out if I refuse my boyfriend anything in public, he will continually yell out, "Penis!" until he gets his way. FML

#18837069
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24643) - you deserved it (7779)

On 01/17/2012 at 6:41pm - misc - by anon. (woman) - United States

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24296) - you deserved it (3127) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

#18791715
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10301) - you deserved it (35205)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

#18778131
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32936) - you deserved it (4092)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was surprised that my husband suggested we take a shower together to save water. He also suggested we should wear our bathing suits so we don't have to see each others "privates." FML

#18744255
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49523) - you deserved it (4220)

On 01/08/2012 at 7:24am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML

#18593326
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28248) - you deserved it (15575)

On 12/23/2011 at 10:22pm - love - by bigmistake - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was out clubbing, when some bloke at the bar started trying to pick fights with everyone. Trying to defuse the situation with humour, I said, "I used to be a tough guy like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee." The next thing I know, I have a broken nose. FML

#18593025
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13417) - you deserved it (34716)

On 12/23/2011 at 9:49pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, I invited a few of my co-workers over to play video games. Within an hour, my wife had gotten drunk, grabbed my controller, told me to "get back in the kitchen", and described to everyone in blood-chilling detail how she took her first boyfriend's virginity. FML

#18591891
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27482) - you deserved it (3302)

On 12/23/2011 at 7:26pm - misc - by ThinZ (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I woke up with Skittles super glued to my forehead. FML

#18561350
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26853) - you deserved it (5362)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:48pm - misc - by awalc - United States

Today, I found out while skiing that my dad likes to call me Pimple because I have a pink coat and white helmet. He has tried to squeeze me. FML

#18561191
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21115) - you deserved it (4899)

On 12/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, two American guys attacked me for not speaking their language. I'm from England, and they said I'm speaking my own language wrong. FML

#18525821
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35774) - you deserved it (6238)

On 12/16/2011 at 3:50am - misc - by Brit - Reserved

Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML

#18424133
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33328) - you deserved it (4642)

On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I got a round brush stuck in my hair so badly that I couldn't get it out for 45 minutes, and had a panic attack. I had to drive through town with a brush dangling from my head, to the hair salon, and listen to them laugh while they got it out. FML

#18394314
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20453) - you deserved it (8062)

On 11/30/2011 at 2:25pm - misc - by maggie (woman) - United States (New York)



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