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Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615 (637)

I agree, your life sucks (37611) - you deserved it (29261)

On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I got a letter in the mail, my mother has applied for a reduction in her child support payments for my brother and I. She's paid $10 child support in 16 years. FML

#7416712 (92)

I agree, your life sucks (22126) - you deserved it (1198)

On 01/18/2010 at 9:23am - money - by bluewatersify - Australia (Australian Capital Territory)

Today, I put cucumber slices on my eyes to help me relax. I found this very calming till I woke up to ants trying to eat my eyes out. FML

#7130565 (63)

I agree, your life sucks (18253) - you deserved it (4146)

On 01/03/2010 at 6:59pm - misc - by jumpy (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I learned that instead of discarding expired products at my work, we change the label to make them 'expire' later. FML

#7099062 (138)

I agree, your life sucks (20621) - you deserved it (1779)

On 01/02/2010 at 3:26am - work - by Labelme (woman) - United States

Today, I went through the Taco Bell drive through. The lady at the window handed me my food and receipt. Having a moment of insanity, I crumbled and threw the receipt at the cashier, while yelling "WOOHOO." I attempted to burn rubber and get the hell out of dodge, only to remember my car was in park. FML

#7093853 (176)

I agree, your life sucks (2282) - you deserved it (34811)

On 01/01/2010 at 11:46pm - misc - by TacoFail (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it was really windy and rainy causing me to trip and knock into a little kid. While still gathering myself, I apologized and patted the kid on its' head. Then I see people around me starting to laugh. I turn and look at the kid, and discover I've been interacting with a trash can. FML

#832092 (152)

I agree, your life sucks (21397) - you deserved it (36693)

On 04/06/2009 at 7:47am - kids - by trashcanned (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, while showering, my 3 year old son comes to the bathroom and puts on all my makeup. Once I got out of the shower, I got a camera I had and took a few adorable shots. Afterward, I sent the images to all my friends and family. Then I realized the reflection on the mirror was me fully naked. FML

#807564 (222)

I agree, your life sucks (29853) - you deserved it (62955)

On 04/04/2009 at 10:10pm - kids - by heytherexo (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was pushing my 4 year old on the swing. I did what we call our "under doggie push": I throw her up in the air while I run underneath her before she hits me coming back down. I walked away to get my water and she yelled across the park "Can we do it doggie-style again?" FML

#234103 (95)

I agree, your life sucks (46442) - you deserved it (14409)

On 03/07/2009 at 1:28pm - kids - by Dang-ItsDanielle (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after the party from the night before, which contained lots of booze and very spicy (indian) food. I wake up and notice a small boy on the seat in front staring at me, I smile at him, and then he turns to his father and says: "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

#947 (29)

I agree, your life sucks (12813) - you deserved it (5280)

On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version

Today, I baby sat a four-year old kid, because his parents went partying. Once in bed, he yells "I want to go party!!". After 3 or 4 times, I told him to go to sleep. 2 hours later, wet bed. "Told you I want to go potty!!" FML

#170 (51)

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On 10/31/2008 at 3:06am - kids - by Tara - Sweden (Blekinge Lan)

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123 (138)

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On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)



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