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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 11 June 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 116
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About EmoPanda254 : Im emo, i skate, i love music, kik me at JakeRaulfie. (:

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Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML


I agree, your life sucks (515394) - you deserved it (50802)

On 03/05/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Noname - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

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