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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 December 1993 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5166
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About EmmaLois : My name is Emma. I'm 15 years old and I love in Switzerland but I'm English :)
I love singing and dancing ( mostly poppind and krump)!
Message me if you like! :)

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Today, at work, I got chilli powder in my eye. Now not only do I have a swollen, blistered eye, but I am covered in milk as my boss assured me that would help. FML

#18225907
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22052) - you deserved it (2354)

On 11/12/2011 at 4:27am - work - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got married. About five minutes after I got my huge wedding dress on, I had to pee. It took three people to help me not pee on my dress, and my bridesmaids took pictures. FML

Today, I was following my friend to her house in my car, because I didn't know where it was. I'd been following her for at least an hour when she pulled into a gas station. Turns out I'd been following the wrong car. I have no idea where I am. FML

#18225132
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27679) - you deserved it (9414)

On 11/12/2011 at 1:43am - misc - by friedchicken - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a promise ring. It was so sweet and romantic, until he said, "I want to marry you one day. But I want to date some other girls first." FML

#18224310
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37952) - you deserved it (3009)

On 11/12/2011 at 12:06am - love - by so romantic - United States (Texas)

Today, my young son wanted to rent some movie with talking animals in it for us to watch together. I couldn't say no, but talking animal movies freak me out big time, I either start to cry or feel nauseous. Especially ones with dogs. What is wrong with me? FML

#18217794
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25412) - you deserved it (7515)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:37am - animals - by Pk45 (man) - United Kingdom (Swansea)

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

#18216431
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27996) - you deserved it (7342)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, I had to stay late at work. My husband made me take a video of myself punching out, to prove I wasn't cheating on him. FML

#18210468
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31033) - you deserved it (5837)

On 11/10/2011 at 2:20pm - work - by ToInsecure4me - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my boyfriend of five years was in a bad car crash, and ended up with a concussion. He didn't remember me. At all. But he remembered his other girlfriend he had cheated on me with for two months. FML

#18210187
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47510) - you deserved it (3458)

On 11/10/2011 at 1:22pm - love - by Nicoli - United States (Washington)

Today, I stepped in a pile of dog shit. While trying to get it off by wiping my foot on the grass, I stepped in another pile. FML

#18209782
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30461) - you deserved it (7067)

On 11/10/2011 at 12:07pm - animals - by Anonymous - Ireland (Cork)

Today, I sat on the toilet and fell off as the broken toilet seat slid off. As I fell, I grabbed the light cord in an effort to stop myself, and pulled it out of the ceiling. Now I can't use the toilet, and have to shower in the dark. FML

#18208343
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23025) - you deserved it (5439)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:16am - misc - by Sack - United Kingdom

Today, my neighbours watched and laughed as I chased my dog around the lawn, trying to rescue the only clean pair of underwear I had in my house. FML

#18207417
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20916) - you deserved it (9027)

On 11/10/2011 at 12:56am - animals - by Doggy... (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I went to a dinner party. I had a bad stomach, so I made a dash to the bathroom and forgot to lock the door. While I was in, I heard some voices outside. In a panic, my reflex was to get up and lock the door. I did so, while simultaneously shitting all over myself. FML

#18205995
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25950) - you deserved it (10166)

On 11/09/2011 at 10:15pm - health - by stinkypants - India

Today, I took my girlfriend out for dinner to a fancy Italian restaurant for our one year anniversary. After giving her some roses, freshly baked cookies, and a thoughtful poem I wrote for her, she started laughing and asked for her real gift. FML

#18202130
410 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45713) - you deserved it (6599)

On 11/09/2011 at 3:00pm - love - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth, which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML

#18200183
300 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28894) - you deserved it (12183)

On 11/09/2011 at 7:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got yelled at by my boss for being insensitive to a customer. I'd told her I never heard of the requested item even existing. She walked off shouting, screaming and throwing stuff from the shelf. She wanted to order a bird feeder with heated perches so the bird's feet won't get cold. FML

#18198042
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29255) - you deserved it (2316)

On 11/08/2011 at 11:06pm - work - by midwesternpetclerk - United States



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