About Emmalois
My name is Emma. I'm 15 years old and I love in Switzerland but I'm English :) I love singing and dancing ( mostly poppind and krump)! Message me if you like! :)
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Emmalois's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
    400%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    10%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    20%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    58%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
    0%
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
    23,300%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    133%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    1,621%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    63%
  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    317%
  • 50 favorites

    Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
    1,120%
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
    200%
  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    4%
  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    10%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    5%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Emmalois's favorite FMLs

Today, I was watching a boys volleyball team warming up, and I had my eye on one of them who was quite attractive. He sent the ball a little too far and it hit me in the face. He apologized, and I then for some reason replied with, "It's fine, I like balls in my face." FML

By lifeonfire12 - / Monday 16 April 2012 01:13 / Canada

Today, I picked up my daughter from preschool. Her teacher handed me her nap blankets and mentioned there was an extra article of clothing I might want to take home. I looked in-between the blankets and saw a pair of my giant granny panties that had gotten mixed in with her stuff. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 13 April 2012 21:10 / United States - York

Today, my house caught on fire. The firefighters said that it was caused by a lit cigarette on the carpet. I don't smoke, but apparently my 13 year old son does. FML

By no one / Thursday 29 March 2012 18:29 / United States - Dallas

Today, I went to pick a penny off of the ground for good luck. Someone kneed me in the butt, I fell face first and broke my glasses. FML

By Anonymous / Friday 13 April 2012 09:43 / Canada

Today, my girlfriend saw the name "Melissa" on my phone's contact list. After refusing to tell her who it was, she accused me of being a cheater, broke up with me and stormed out of my house. Melissa is the name of a woman from Craigslist who was going to sell me an antique engagement ring. FML

By rejected / Friday 13 April 2012 05:09 / United States - Charlotte