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EmmaLois
  • Town/Country : Geneva, switzerland
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 25 December 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 2390
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About EmmaLois : My name is Emma. I'm 15 years old and I love in Switzerland but I'm English :)
I love singing and dancing ( mostly poppind and krump)!
Message me if you like! :)

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Today, I started crying in class because of a sad part in the book I was reading. I got pulled out into the hallway and my male teacher asked, "Is it your special time?" FML

#19189371
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25495) - you deserved it (5910)

On 02/29/2012 at 3:21pm - misc - by Crying - United States (Michigan)

Today, I accidentally shaved part of my eyebrow. It now looks like I'm trying to raise one without moving the other. FML

#19188132
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6640) - you deserved it (12191)

On 02/29/2012 at 9:49am - misc - by jake (man) - United States

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

#19174580
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36241) - you deserved it (1826)

On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

#19174199
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (122) - you deserved it (2726)

On 02/27/2012 at 10:55am - health - by awhmaaan - United Kingdom

Today, we had our whole staff photo. We all had to stand up in rows in height order, as I'm tall I had to stand in the middle, at the back. I'm horribly claustrophobic and ended up fainting in front of 100 colleagues, taking down 4 people around me. FML

#19144680
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16955) - you deserved it (2216)

On 02/23/2012 at 7:11am - work - by photofaint - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML

#19137014
65 comments

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On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)

Today, I spent my day creating a new type of laugh, and performing it in my head. FML

#19129747
84 comments

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On 02/21/2012 at 6:49am - work - by annoym - United States (Florida)

Today, I met my brother for the first time in 20 years. Everything was going great, until he tried to make out with me. FML

#19094213
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35537) - you deserved it (1974)

On 02/16/2012 at 4:13pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to chase my naked brothers around my house for twenty minutes, trying to get them to take a bath, all while they were chasing my best friend around yelling, "IT'S WIENER TIME!" FML

#19076647
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18923) - you deserved it (2086)

On 02/14/2012 at 5:29pm - kids - by ShylaMarie - Canada

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

#19072659
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28552) - you deserved it (1918)

On 02/14/2012 at 9:29am - love - by Illinoisgirl - Hungary (Budapest)

Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML

#19064637
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9818) - you deserved it (23447)

On 02/13/2012 at 11:27am - misc - by dis_bee_leaf (woman) - Canada

Today, my mom went to the store. She said she was feeling generous, and had gotten everyone a little treat. My brothers each got candy and a movie. I got acne medication. FML

#19001319
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19815) - you deserved it (2705)

On 02/05/2012 at 1:49pm - misc - by CaityLovesBo - United States (Washington)

Today, I was on a date with a guy I've been crushing on. In the middle of the dinner, he said he had to go get something from his car. When I asked what it was, he smiled and said it was a surprise. I waited for my surprise for half an hour. Then I decided to pay the bill and go home and cry. FML

#18976256
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44968) - you deserved it (2321)

On 02/02/2012 at 1:00pm - love - by kingpig (woman) - Sweden (Skane Lan)

Today, I found out how it feels when a refrigerator door unhinges and falls on your toes. FML

#18965724
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21113) - you deserved it (1427)

On 02/01/2012 at 12:06am - health - by kb - United States (Texas)

Today, our school chorus went to a senior citizens' home. An elderly lady died during my solo. FML

#18964784
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35607) - you deserved it (2776)

On 01/31/2012 at 10:34pm - misc - by sorrygrandma - United States (Pennsylvania)



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