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About EmberEyes : Hi I'm Mary and I enjoy reading (Harry Potter FTW), playing video games (Skyrim all the way), and watching my favorite shows (Castle/MLP/Bravest Warriors/lots of other things). I spend a ton of time with my friends and have a job. Message me if you would like to chat! (Kik: mary_martha)

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Today, my parents gave me a sock and card for my eighteenth birthday. The card said, "Now that Dobby is free, get out." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30374) - you deserved it (3670)

On 10/15/2012 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Indiana)

Today, I heard of an inevitable world-wide bacon shortage on the news. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30902) - you deserved it (5473)

On 09/26/2012 at 2:57am - misc - by bacon lovers worst nightmare - United States (California)

Today, my 15-year-old son begged me to pre-order the next season of My Little Pony. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25021) - you deserved it (6945)

On 08/04/2012 at 7:04pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (15246) - you deserved it (58451) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

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