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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 March 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 648
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Ellenpop : I can't think of anything to say, FML.

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Today, my mom asked me why MS Word keeps underlining some words. After I tried to convince her that you're supposed to put a space after commas, she started yelling at me for making her look stupid. I can never win. FML


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On 01/03/2013 at 5:36pm - misc - by millavitsa - Ukraine

Today, I was at church, when my mom's phone went off during the sermon. As if that wasn't humiliating enough for me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song. FML


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On 12/29/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by killme (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my girlfriend and I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, and I happened to see them there. FML


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On 12/29/2012 at 10:50am - love - by awkward. (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I auditioned for a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain and as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML


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On 12/29/2012 at 4:32am - misc - by gassy - United States (Washington)

Today, my ex-boyfriend of over 4 years decided to turn up outside my house at 1am, drunk off his ass, to confess his love for me. When I told him I'd moved on and am happily engaged, he cried on the grass for an hour, then tried to steal my cat. FML


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On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parents I needed some alone time. A couple of minutes later, one of them started blasting "All by Myself" so loud that I felt the floorboards vibrate. FML


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On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)

Today, I felt like adding my real middle name to my facebook name to make it look more professional. It was denied because they didn't feel it was a legitimate request. Minutes later, someone with the name of "Galactic Toast" friend requested me. FML


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On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML


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On 03/13/2009 at 9:45pm - misc - by Jonnygiant (man) - United States (New York)

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