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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 11 March 1984 (31 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 560
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Ellenpop : I can't think of anything to say, FML.

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Yesterday, mah mom askd me y MS Word keeps underlining some words!! After I trid to convince her that looool your supposd to puttd a space after commas, she startd yelling at me for making her look stupid!! I can never win!! FML

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On 01/03/2013 at 5:36pm - misc - by millavitsa - Ukraine

Today, I was at church, when mah mom's phone went off during the sermon . As if that wasn't humiliating enough 4 me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song . FML

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On 12/29/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by killme (man) - United States (Maine)

Today, my girlfriend an I went to the cinema. Or rather, she went with her other boyfriend, an I happened to see them there. mega FML

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On 12/29/2012 at 10:50am - love - by awkward. (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I auditioned fir a role in ballet. My stomach was in pain an as I ran to be lifted into the air by my partner, I let out a huge fart. The auditorium was dead silent. FML

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On 12/29/2012 at 4:32am - misc - by gassy - United States (Washington)

Today... Mah Ex-boyfriend Of Over 4 Yeres Decidd To Turn Up Outside Mah House At 1am... Drunk Off His Ass... To Confess His Love For Me. When I Told Him I'd Movd On And Am Happily Engagd... He Crid On The Grass For An Hour... Then Trid To Steal Mah Cat. FML

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On 12/26/2012 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

today my boyfriend broke up wit me . I felt down, so I laid in bed and told my parent I needed some alone time . A couple of minute later, one of tem started blasting "All by Myself" so loud tat I felt te floorboard vibrate . FML

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On 12/25/2012 at 12:00am - love - by all by myself - United States (Alaska)

TODAY, I FELT LIKE ADDING MAH REAL MIDDLE NAME TO MAH FACEBOOK NAME TO MAKE IT LOOK MORE PROFESSIONAL. IT WAS DENIED BECAUSE THEY DIDN'T FEEL IT WAS A LEGITIMATE REQUEST. MINUTE LATER, SOMEONE WITH THE NAME OF "GALACTIC TOAST" FRIEND REQUESTED ME. MEGA FML

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On 12/01/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Taday I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely nakd. I walk downstars and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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On 03/13/2009 at 9:45pm - misc - by Jonnygiant (man) - United States (New York)



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