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  • Birth Date : Friday 8 March 1991 (20 years)
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Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561 (490)

I agree, your life sucks (4712) - you deserved it (36911)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to the shops with my little sister. We had to walk through the lingerie section of the store to get to another part. My sister then yells at the top of her voice 'stop following me you freak'. I had security escort me out of the store, and got many dirty looks. She thought it was hilarious. FML

#8330425 (220)

I agree, your life sucks (19564) - you deserved it (1768)

On 02/16/2010 at 3:18am - misc - by Timv86 (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got a rose from my boyfriend. The card read "it's over". FML

#8170663 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (19919) - you deserved it (1466)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:19pm - love - by blacklove (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got an alert from Facebook that it was my very popular and attractive classmate's birthday. I decided to be sweet and write "Happy birthday" on her wall, only to notice it wasn't there a few minutes later. I rewrote it again and it disappeared. After three attempts, I took the hint. FML

#8169866 (203)

I agree, your life sucks (21051) - you deserved it (2747)

On 02/12/2010 at 2:52pm - misc - by pandabear - United Kingdom (Magherafelt)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend asked me to marry him because he could get a tax cut from buying then ring. All of this happened in front of his mother. FML

I agree, your life sucks (15328) - you deserved it (1343)

On 02/02/2010 at 1:20am - love - by engagedmaybe (woman) - United States (North Carolina)