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Today, I noticed this guy crying in the park. I went up to him to see what was wrong. Apparently his girlfriend broke up with him, and he also said he wanted to kill himself. My first response was "Don't, you'll regret it later in life". FML
by alopez1994 / 04/21/2011 at 1:28am / Miscellaneous
by synyster505 / 12/19/2010 at 12:41am / United States (Minnesota) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/19/2010 at 12:24am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, feeling down and dejected because of the shitty weather and none of my friends or family wanting to spend time with me to feel loved I took my favorite stuffed animal and that says 'I love you' when you squeeze it. I squeezed it. Nothing happened. Even an inanimate object rejected me. FML
by dejected / 02/27/2010 at 8:32pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Love
by Noname / 03/06/2009 at 2:04pm / United States (New Jersey) / Intimacy
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