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About Elementsk8r7280 : I'd type something clever or witty here, but I honestly can't think of anything at this moment. Oh well.

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TODAY, I GAVE MA DAD A BROCURE FOR ANGER MANAGEMENT . HIS RESPONSE? TROWING A CAIR OUT TE WINDOW . FML

#17285530
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34984) - you deserved it (6879)

On 07/28/2011 at 11:25am - health - by 99520 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I got into an argument with a militantly feminist co-worker of mine. She threw several vulgar insults at me and debased the entire male gender before storming off. I'd only asked if she needed help while she was doing a crossword. FML

#17284232
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30085) - you deserved it (4640)

On 07/28/2011 at 6:51am - work - by Rick - United States (Indiana)

TODAY , MAH GRLFRIEND WAS OVER AT MAH HOUSE 4 THE FRST TIME . I TOLD HER I HAD TO GO TAKE A SHOWER , AN FROM THE OTHER ROOM MAH GRANDMOTHER YELLS ( YOU'RE NOT GOING TO JACK OFF THIS TIME R YOU? ) FML

#17261824
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34336) - you deserved it (8317)

On 07/26/2011 at 12:30am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I killd a centipede. Now every little itch I feel, I think it's the centipede's spirit coming back to haunt me. fat FML

#17188633
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16437) - you deserved it (43674)

On 07/20/2011 at 8:36am - misc - by ElixirRose - United States (Georgia)

Today, I learnd tat wen you piss on a ornets' nest from a window, te ornets will go after te source of te stream. It can also cause you to fall troug your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9506) - you deserved it (69696)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today I caught a cab to take me to a hospital appointment. The driver turned around and told me I was in the Cash Cab. I got really excited and screamed. That is until she laughed and said "Just kidding. I always wanted to do that to someone." FML

#17128085
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35101) - you deserved it (8432)

On 07/15/2011 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my dog was scoopd up by an owl. FML

#17115448
471 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54884) - you deserved it (9334)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today... I had the most exciting dream of mah life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15... and instead of dreaming of girls... I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

#16909818
470 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30846) - you deserved it (16967)

On 06/29/2011 at 1:47pm - misc - by wispywee - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after a full shift at work, I got home to my boyfriend playing CoD, a full sink, crap all over the table, a full cat box, drty bathroom, no laundry done and the kids at my parents house. He yelld at me because the place was a mess. real FML

#16645871
288 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41526) - you deserved it (9098)

On 06/13/2011 at 3:04pm - animals - by rileynautumn - United States (Washington)

Today I tougt it would be a good idea to declare ma love to te girl I ave a crus on . I guess I souldn't ave gone an kissd er witout warning because now ma face is coverd wit slap marks an I ad to explain myself at te police station fir sexual arassement .

#16531117
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12704) - you deserved it (49703)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:55pm - love - by Someguy (man) - Belgium (Oost-Vlaanderen)

Today... Twilight once again won all the awards at MTV... beating out Inception... Toy Story looool 3... Harry Potter... etc. This is MY generation. FML

#16524791
577 comments

I agree, your life sucks (97328) - you deserved it (10763)

On 06/06/2011 at 2:27am - misc - by KillMeNow (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I WAS PLAYING AT A BINGO HALL,HEN I GOT A BINGO FOR $50. I GOT SO EXCITED THAT I ACCIDENTALLY YELLED, "HOLY FUCK!" THEY KICKED ME OUT. I DIDN'T GET THE MONEY. FML

#16381910
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17240) - you deserved it (41751)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Yesterday I Was Walking Home When A Stranger Came Up To Me And Told Me To Give Him A Good Reason Why He Shouldn't Punch Me In The Face . I Guess None Were Good Enough . FML

#16370562
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36773) - you deserved it (3725)

On 05/27/2011 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Belgium (Brussels Hoofdstedelijk Gewest)

my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more sit from me an flooded te batroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37047) - you deserved it (6072)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I sold mah Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him mah Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

#16294930
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17091) - you deserved it (65433)

On 05/22/2011 at 9:53am - money - by Derek Lee - United States (California)



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