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About Elementsk8r7280 : I'd type something clever or witty here, but I honestly can't think of anything at this moment. Oh well.

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Today, I asked ma boyfriend if e'd rater play te new Assassin's Creed game or ave a nigt of sex wit me . He started crying from indecision . FML

#20176354
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34515) - you deserved it (10967)

On 11/24/2012 at 8:54am - intimacy - by ladylol (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

Today, after I gave birth to our first child, husband looked at the doctor and seriously asked, ( When do u circumcise the baby? ) We had a babby girl.

#20138333
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24930) - you deserved it (2365)

On 10/29/2012 at 6:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25563) - you deserved it (6600)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Taday my grlfriend said I could only take her vrginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML

#19131405
412 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40067) - you deserved it (5848)

On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I ad to call AAA for te fift time in two monts. Wen te driver got out, I instantly recognizd im. It was te same guy wo elpd me out all te previous occasions. Wen e saw me, e snortd and doubld over lauging. FML

#19048671
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22244) - you deserved it (5696)

On 02/11/2012 at 1:35pm - misc - by big steve (man) - United States (Arizona)

2day I sat in mah boss' office as he bitchd me out 4 bieng "too sarcastic" to our customers. After nearly half an hour of him criticizing mah "piss-poor attitude," he askd me wat I was going to do to fix it. Without thinking, I said, "Your mom." Now I'm jobless again. FML

#19042299
201 comments

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On 02/10/2012 at 4:33pm - work - by great - United States

Today, mah girlfriend openly mocked me, calling me an idiot for thinking seahorse are real. She insist that they're like unicorns, and only exist in fiction. mega FML

#19011478
360 comments

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On 02/06/2012 at 4:52pm - animals - by BoringFucker (man) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, mah toaster scard me . Again . FML

#18784375
93 comments

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On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

my 18 year old son asked me to check if there were any monster under his bed . FML

#18775724
190 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 3:08pm - kids - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates

Today, I had to cancel wedding. On top of bieng upset about the break up, I was informd I owd a $900 cancellation fee 4 not using the venue. Single an broke. FML

#18774558
149 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 11:31am - money - by metalflower01 - United States

TODAY, I LOOKED INTO MY SINK'S GARBAGE DISPOSAL 4 THE FRST TIME SINCE I MOVED IN TWO MONTHS AGO. APPARENTLY, THE PUTRID SMELL WAS NOT THE FOOD I'VE BEEN THROWING DOWN IT, BUT INSTEAD, A NOW WHAT APPERES TO BE MUTILATED LITTER OF RATS. FML

#18772081
128 comments

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On 01/11/2012 at 12:23am - misc - by RatFailure (woman) - United States

Taday I Fell Asleep In Class . I'm The Teacher; I've Already Given Students Detention Fir Falling Asleep In Class This Year . FML

#18765510
121 comments

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On 01/10/2012 at 9:50am - work - by nevasurprised - Germany

Today , mah distraught mom calld me , saying mah dad had killd himself and to come home right away. After cussing out mah math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi , I ran into the living room , only to find mah parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML

#18758727
178 comments

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On 01/09/2012 at 6:01pm - misc - by fuckparents (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I Was Going Over To Mah Friend's House 4 The First Time. A Creepy-looking Old Man Answered... And Smiled At Me. I Asked "Is This The Right House? Does Isaac Live Here?" He Replied "Yes... He's In The Basement. Would U Like A Drink?" Right Then... Isaac Called And Asked Me Where I Was. FML

#18671217
262 comments

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On 01/01/2012 at 2:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kansas)

TODAY, AFTER ROCKING MY ONE-YEAR OLD DAUGTER FIR NERELY TWO OURS, SE FINALLY FELL ASLEEP. AS I WENT TO LEAVE ER ROOM, I STUBBED MY TOE. I NOW AVE A BROKEN TOE, A SCREAMING CILD, AND A WIFE WO WILL BE SO PROUD TAT ER DAUGTER'S FIRST WORD IS ( FUCK! ) FML



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