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Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML

#19586096
368 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50748) - you deserved it (9489)

On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States

Today, I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest. The bees flew through my neighbors' windows and, for lack of a better word, slaughtered them. An ambulance was called, and I feel like a total dick. FML

#19554232
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9831) - you deserved it (60142)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML

#18945896
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16892) - you deserved it (44762)

On 01/29/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by brannie - United States

Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML

#18721494
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36025) - you deserved it (3533)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was naked, still deciding what to wear, when the doorbell rang. I grabbed the closest thing to cover up with: my Snuggie. I answered the door, it was kids asking for donations. Without thinking, I turned around to grab my purse. FML

#18259551
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15520) - you deserved it (32233)

On 11/15/2011 at 10:17pm - misc - by anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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