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ElatedEarthling

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ElatedEarthling

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 January 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1824
  • Number of comments : 141
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ElatedEarthling : "Happiness exists on earth, and it is won through prudent exercise of reason, knowledge of the harmony of the universe, and constant practice of generosity." -Jose Marti

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ElatedEarthling's favorite FMLs

Today My Boss Was Telling Everyone That He Knew A Guy Who Went To A College At Which Multiple People Were Shot An Killd Recently. Being Extremely Socially Awkward An Uncomfortable I Blurtd "That's Awesome." Now Everyone In The Office Is Terrifid Of Me. FML

#20191114
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10984) - you deserved it (21073)

On 12/04/2012 at 4:34pm - work - by Adan - United States (Washington)

Today, I made a positive remark to the owner of local groceries store 4 employing a special needs girl. Not only is the girl not mentally handicappd, she's also the owner's daughter. FML

#20190915
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10929) - you deserved it (29086)

On 12/04/2012 at 1:51pm - misc - by Vassy (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today , My Mom And I Took My Senile Grandmother To The Mall , Since She Doesn't Get Out Much. She Complained It Was Hot , Then Took Her Clothing Off In The Middle Of The Food Court. It Took Us Thirty Minute To Make Her Put Her Shirt Back On. FML

#20187746
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22166) - you deserved it (1914)

On 12/02/2012 at 9:05am - misc - by Sam - United States (Indiana)

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday . To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner . She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall . FML

#20009566
294 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34678) - you deserved it (3752)

On 08/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML

#19484025
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30030) - you deserved it (1956)

On 04/17/2012 at 1:37pm - health - by Merlin - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I introducd mah mother to mah new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that mah girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

#19385390
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32806) - you deserved it (2421)

On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)

a client shoutd at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she fartd in mah office. FML

#19331410
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23041) - you deserved it (1822)

On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was locked out of mah house an had to pee. I waited an hour for mah boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

#19240450
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24787) - you deserved it (6635)

On 03/08/2012 at 5:23pm - misc - by shelly - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML

#19120522
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7845) - you deserved it (29580)

On 02/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by OhMyWhitney - United States (Illinois)

Today, mah friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML

#19120522
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7845) - you deserved it (29580)

On 02/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by OhMyWhitney - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a text from mah mom saying, "I hered the cupcake store got robbed. Where r you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

#19062994
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25052) - you deserved it (4619)

On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today, mah girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." looool I'm Jewish . FML

#19062488
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39636) - you deserved it (9908)

On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today mah husband changad tha voica on mah car's GPS to Mr T's . I don't know how to changa it back . I'va baan saying "I pity tha fool" ovar and ovar again avar sinca . FML

#18510240
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20916) - you deserved it (4972)

On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... mah grlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe... she took all of mah cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

#18456700
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28340) - you deserved it (6011)

On 12/07/2011 at 10:33pm - health - by skrewedguy (man) - United States

Today, my husband an I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment nieghbor yelled through the wall, "Do wat you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15096) - you deserved it (40172)

On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States



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