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ElatedEarthling
  • Town/Country : United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 January 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 884
  • Number of comments : 138
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ElatedEarthling : "Happiness exists on earth, and it is won through prudent exercise of reason, knowledge of the harmony of the universe, and constant practice of generosity." -Jose Marti

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Today, my mom and I took my senile grandmother to the mall, since she doesn't get out much. She complained it was hot, then took her clothing off in the middle of the food court. It took us thirty minutes to make her put her shirt back on. FML

#20187746
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16710) - you deserved it (1242)

On 12/02/2012 at 9:05am - misc - by Sam - United States (Indiana)

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. To celebrate, I spent the day with her and then took her out to a really nice dinner. She is currently giving me the silent treatment because I didn't write "happy birthday" on her Facebook wall. FML

#20009566
296 comments

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On 08/08/2012 at 1:15pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I got a one-inch fish bone stuck in my throat. I went to the doctor, who claimed he couldn't see the long white thing embedded next to my tonsil. He charged me $70, and told me to eat some bread. I had to pull it out myself with a pair of tweezers. FML

#19484025
146 comments

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On 04/17/2012 at 1:37pm - health - by Merlin - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I introduced my mother to my new girlfriend. My mom made a very nasty comment about her in Spanish, not realizing that my girlfriend teaches Spanish at the local school. FML

#19385390
147 comments

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On 03/31/2012 at 11:01pm - love - by spanishsucks - United States (New Jersey)

Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML

#19331410
101 comments

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On 03/23/2012 at 5:44am - work - by ANNIEDBD - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was locked out of my house and had to pee. I waited an hour for my boyfriend to come home. When I saw him pull into the driveway, I peed myself in excitement. FML

#19240450
118 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 5:23pm - misc - by shelly - United States (Virginia)

Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML

#19120522
75 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by OhMyWhitney - United States (Illinois)

Today, my friend and I got into such a heated debate the police had to be called. The debate was about Whitney Houston. FML

#19120522
75 comments

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On 02/20/2012 at 2:41am - misc - by OhMyWhitney - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got a text from my mom saying, "I heard the cupcake store got robbed. Where are you?" Then she texted back, "Oh never mind, they wanted money, not cupcakes. It wasn't you." Very funny, Mom. FML

#19062994
70 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 2:09am - misc - by cieee - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because, I "always wear that stupid little hat." I'm Jewish. FML

#19062488
53 comments

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On 02/13/2012 at 1:00am - love - by Kevin (man) - United States

Today, my husband changed the voice on my car's GPS to Mr T's. I don't know how to change it back. I've been saying, "I pity the fool" over and over again ever since. FML

#18510240
131 comments

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On 12/14/2011 at 9:06am - misc - by annoyed (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my girlfriend left me. Knowing that I am a germaphobe, she took all of my cleaning supplies and spread mud and trash everywhere. FML

#18456700
125 comments

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On 12/07/2011 at 10:33pm - health - by skrewedguy (man) - United States

Today, my husband and I got into an argument. I tried to assault him with a laptop. He yelled, "Don't hit me with the computer." My apartment neighbor yelled through the wall, "Do what you gotta do, girl." FML

#18439975
165 comments

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On 12/05/2011 at 9:31pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had a dream that I was trying to pop a balloon. Nothing I did was working, so I put it between my knees and tried to pop it that way. Immediately, I woke up to the sound of frantic hissing and meowing. As it turns out, I was trying to pop the cat. FML

#18312960
155 comments

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On 11/21/2011 at 11:46pm - animals - by furryballoon (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, some cops came to my house saying that the neighbors thought the party I was having was too loud and obnoxious. It was my grandmother's 86 birthday party. FML

#17400862
110 comments

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On 08/07/2011 at 9:49pm - misc - by Paul - United States (Massachusetts)



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