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Today, I was walking by a bunch of pretty girls . I'm not the most attractive boy, so I walked by nervously . I hered one yell "Hey cutie!" I turned to look, and they started laughing . She said "Oh mah god, sorry! I assumed you were cute from yur butt!" Apparently, mah ass is nicer than mah face . fat FML

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228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58768) - you deserved it (2939)

On 06/14/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by bitches. (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, was my senior prom. I've ad a crus on my date 4 monts, but after many attempt at grinding wit im and sexy seduction, e rejectd me saying e was a good Catolic boy. I later found out tat not only is e in touc wit is religion, but intimately in touc wit oter boys. mega FML

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On 06/13/2009 at 11:06pm - intimacy - by failatboys (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today ma mom walks into ma room wit a serious look on er face asks me "Wen a man is getting it from beind te man on top orgasms but wat appens to te man on bottom? Do u tink e takes care of imself or wat?" Hand motions were included . FML

#2736001
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On 06/09/2009 at 4:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I awoke to the sound looool of my dad knocking on my dorm room door fir a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks fir last night", and leaves. FML

#527227
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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

2day I was typing up a love letter on ma computer . A sexual love letter . I was in a classroom , I'm te teacer , I'm gay , and ma love letter sowed up on te tv screenile ma 7t grade students were taking a test . It was up on te screen fir 15 minutes . FML

#168595
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On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)

Today, my lesbian sister enthusiastically showed me her new strap on . Not only does she get more girls than me, she now has a bigger penis too . FML

#60108
81 comments

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On 02/17/2009 at 10:27am - misc - by stillsingleladies (man) - United States (North Carolina)

todayile in our communal sowers in te igscool football locker room, I started to swing ma penis around because it feels good and I was alone. Two minutes later te rest of te team ops into te sower wit me. 30 dudes, one self-induced boner. FML

#21808
86 comments

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On 02/10/2009 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by JLoistheBomb (man) - United States (New York)

Today my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. looool I'm a guy. FML

#14737
61 comments

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On 02/08/2009 at 7:37am - misc - by DC (man) - United States (California)

TODAY, I DOWNLOADED THE 'DARK WAS THE NIGHT' COMPILATION MADE 4 CHARITY . I HAVE NO SOUL . FML

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On 01/25/2009 at 12:52pm - misc - by Champs - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML

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62 comments

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On 01/18/2009 at 7:41am - love - by Wenny - United States (Connecticut)

Today the guy I've secretly been in love with 4 years told me how hot mah brother is. FML

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On 01/17/2009 at 2:49pm - love - by Shantoya - United States (Oklahoma)



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