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by mortified / 10/30/2010 at 12:12am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 8:10pm / United Kingdom (London) / Health
Today, after weeks of thinking and playing every outcome possible in my head, I told my parents I'm gay. My dad nodded and didn't even look up from his book; my mom told me to go to the doctor if it starts to itch. FML
by Anonymous / 10/09/2010 at 2:47am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my last day with my boyfriend before he went to college. At the store, he got a huge box of condoms. When I asked why he was getting so many, he said they were for the girls he meets at college. He then asked me to steal them for him. FML
by Anonymous / 09/24/2010 at 10:00pm / United States / Intimacy
by ccblock / 09/16/2010 at 9:30pm / United States (Florida) / Love
Today, I went to a school football game alone. I sat next to these hot girls. To seem cool, I picked up my phone and had a fake conversation with the coolest guy in the grade. Halfway through, he came over and talked to the girls. FML
by Anonymous / 09/11/2010 at 12:01am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by fmlskank93 / 09/01/2010 at 7:10am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I turned the shower on the hottest setting so it would warm up quickly. I started to sing and dance around the bathroom. I got too carried away and pelvic thrusted the water, which I hadn't turned back down. FML
by Fire_Crotch / 08/14/2010 at 2:27am / Canada (British Columbia) / Health
by brother love / 08/13/2010 at 1:33am / United Kingdom / Love
Today, my boyfriend showed me how he gives himself a semi-erection before he goes into the men's showers after training so his penis will look bigger in front of all the guys. I find it worrying that he won't have sex with me, but has no problem walking around in front of men naked with a semi. FML
by 4fucksake / 07/18/2010 at 7:26pm / Ireland (Sligo) / Intimacy
by weirdesout / 06/04/2010 at 10:03pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/13/2010 at 8:43am / United Kingdom (London) / Work
by analinguist / 02/20/2010 at 2:04pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Geek
by anonymous / 02/19/2010 at 8:47pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Intimacy
by Ilovelife07 / 01/14/2010 at 10:14am / United States (Massachusetts) / Transportation
- 1Today, my religious dad caught my brother jerking off and decided to give us both a lecture about… 2Today, I discovered, after years of being grounded for losing my belongings, that I didn't actually… 3Today, eight tornados hit the town where I live. The only person who tried to get a hold of me and…
- Today, I packed my bags to the airport at 7 where my flight departs at 7:50. I had two suitcases,… Today, at my oldest sisters wedding she forgot something borrowed. she looked at me and said if I'm… Today, it has been a week since I moved into my new house. Turns out that the previous owner of the…