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EdwardLozano
  • Town/Country : Victorville Ca., EdwardLozano
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 March 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 198
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, a total stranger on the bus called me hideous and threw a soda in my face. I only asked him if the seat next to him was taken. FML

#17048924
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30530) - you deserved it (3031)

On 07/10/2011 at 2:03am - misc - by ugly (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, after having my car been broken into the day before because I didn't lock it, I made sure I locked my doors. When I got off shift and entered the parking lot, I noticed a brick had been thrown through my windshield and a note that said, "Nice Try". FML

#17037512
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37360) - you deserved it (2964)

On 07/09/2011 at 3:04am - misc - by JohnyP - United States (Ohio)

Today, after weeks of drinking my mom's vodka and replacing it with water, it now only tastes like water. She has a habit of drinking on Fridays. Today is Friday. My life is a ticking time bomb. FML

#17030601
281 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7658) - you deserved it (60984)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:38pm - misc - by UhOh (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I noticed a woman struggling to work a parking meter, so I went over to help. She took one look at me before screaming, hitting me in the face, and running back to her car. FML

#17030177
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21643) - you deserved it (2383)

On 07/08/2011 at 4:02pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

#17023153
344 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45906) - you deserved it (8355)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, after not receiving my paycheck for over a month, I confronted my boss about it. His response? "You still work here?" FML

#17023007
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28664) - you deserved it (2527)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:10am - work - by outofajob - United States

Today, after having worked two jobs for months to save up for a big vacation, I came home to find my hard-earned money replaced by my boyfriend's brand new motorcycle. FML

#17018617
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34689) - you deserved it (5504)

On 07/07/2011 at 7:56pm - money - by Elena - United States

Today, I was woken up by my step brother trying to put his tongue in my mouth. FML

#17015904
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60121) - you deserved it (4793)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:49pm - intimacy - by lizownsvirgy - United States (California)

Today, my 15 year old girlfriend called to tell me she is pregnant. Her dad is ex-military, and makes a point of cleaning his guns every time I go to her house. FML

#17010843
704 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16212) - you deserved it (86879)

On 07/07/2011 at 3:43am - kids - by shit - United States

Today, I decided to pay a surprise visit to my family after I got some work leave. I drove over and knocked on the door, and a young couple answered. Apparently, my entire family decided to move to Texas, and didn't bother to tell me. FML

#17009779
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36543) - you deserved it (2827)

On 07/07/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by danielle887 - United States



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