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Earthdforce

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EarthdforceEarthdforce
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 880
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Earthdforce : Moved 11 times in ten years while growing up

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Earthdforce's favorite FMLs

Today, I was humming the Star Wars theme song while on the bus. When mah stop cummed I walked down the aisle only to hear a grl mutter, "The vrginity is strong in this one." She's right. FML

#19249399
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23076) - you deserved it (18547)

On 03/10/2012 at 1:50am - misc - by starboy - United States (California)

Today, mah mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. big fat FML

#19239456
224 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15157) - you deserved it (51724)

On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, an African-American family cummed into the restaurant athich I work. They said, "Jackson, party of 5." After I laughed, I realized they were serious. FML

#19166851
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17257) - you deserved it (29619)

On 02/26/2012 at 10:31am - work - by Miss_Kristen - United States (Missouri)

Today... I was posing in front of the mirror... when I realized that everyone who looks at me can easily tell which arm I use to masturbate. FML

#19154069
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9438) - you deserved it (32765)

On 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, the pervert in my computer class asked me if I "mowed my lawn." Not knowing this was a vaguely sexual term, I replied, "No, my dad does." FML

#18983166
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42307) - you deserved it (9160)

On 02/03/2012 at 9:47am - intimacy - by xX_nsn_Xx (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today , I attamptad to chaat on a tast by writing soma notas on my hand. During tha tast I had a quastion. I raisad my hand. FML

#18855245
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6885) - you deserved it (74558)

On 01/19/2012 at 6:26pm - misc - by tiptoesjohnson -

Today, mah grlfriend gave me a speech on me "not being manly enough". I started crying. FML

#17762644
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17864) - you deserved it (48540)

On 09/17/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous - South Africa (Gauteng)

Today, I had to bail dad out of jail, for beating up boyfriend, for sleeping with mom!! FML

#17089969
513 comments

I agree, your life sucks (133541) - you deserved it (7382)

On 07/13/2011 at 2:32am - intimacy - by whyme102008 - United States (Texas)

Today, mah mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of mah clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML

#16833815
175 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29332) - you deserved it (4455)

On 06/24/2011 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I got piss drunk. Bieng a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicatd conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelld right.

#16286045
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8914) - you deserved it (58886)

On 05/21/2011 at 7:33pm - misc - by aridaley - United States (Colorado)

Yesterday... I found out that if I were 2 inches shorter... I would have to sit in a booster seat in the car. I'm about to turn 22.

#15740494
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36420) - you deserved it (4460)

On 04/11/2011 at 1:36pm - misc - by shorty (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I was making love to mah wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML

#15636235
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39874) - you deserved it (10984)

On 04/04/2011 at 2:29pm - intimacy - by Abyssal (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, I bleaced ma air. Not only did it fry, it also as a very noticeable green tint and because of te damage, I can't dye it again 4 a wile. Now I keep getting asked "Wy so serious?" by ma friends.

#14600579
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10310) - you deserved it (29432)

On 01/16/2011 at 12:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Torbay)



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