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About Earthdforce : Moved 11 times in ten years while growing up
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
2day mah husband felt dishonoured: his darling little girl the love of his life whom he's alway considered pure turns out to be pregnant. He's now warned her: she's grounded and that whoever did this to her had better come hanging round the house. Pussy two years old is now housebound until her kitten are born. FML
Today, mah mom decided to do something new and borrowed some of mah clothes. She's currently wearing a very small pair of short shorts and a very tight tank top. We're going to a very prestigious golf course and she won't change. FML
Today, I got piss drunk. Bieng a tattoo artist, I came to the intoxicatd conclusion that I could save much more money doing my own tattoos on myself. I now have my ex boyfriend's name permanently on my thigh. It's not even spelld right.
Today, I was making love to mah wife from behind. As we both reached climax at the same time, she threw her head back in ecstasy just as I buckled forward with pleasure. We slammed our heads together, effectively ending our orgasms. FML
Today, someone in my class wrote ( Erase me if u can! ) at te very top of te board, as I am alway tormented about ow sort I am compared to everyone else. No matter ow ard I tried, I couldn't reac it. I'm te teacer.
Friday 27 March 2015