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ESKellington

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About ESKellington : If you don't believe in unicorns, turn away now. We can't possibly be friends. Anywho, I'm a fan of the narwhal [Unicorns in disguise? I think yes!], Dane Cook [Hate if you want. My love for Dane will never fail.], Power Rangers, and Pokemon. My friends believe I could have been the Pink Ranger in a former life. Seriously, my ninja skills are kicking ass these days. I'm afraid of zombies and Mayonnaise. If your skin happens to be rotting away and you're experiencing cannibalistic tendencies, I might have to scream. I have absolutely no idea what I want to do with my life. I'm a traveler, a reader, and an artist [Or so I say]. I like to argue, so bring it on. Although most of the goings-on in my life would fit better with the MLIA crowd, I still enjoy laughing at others' misfortunes. Where better to do so than at FML? If you've really sat there and read through all of this, you should know I'm full of shit. The force is strong within you, young padawan. Here. Have an internet.

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