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ESKellington
  • Town/Country : Montgomery, US
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 28 August 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 523
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About ESKellington : If you don't believe in unicorns, turn away now. We can't possibly be friends. Anywho, I'm a fan of the narwhal [Unicorns in disguise? I think yes!], Dane Cook [Hate if you want. My love for Dane will never fail.], Power Rangers, and Pokemon. My friends believe I could have been the Pink Ranger in a former life. Seriously, my ninja skills are kicking ass these days. I'm afraid of zombies and Mayonnaise. If your skin happens to be rotting away and you're experiencing cannibalistic tendencies, I might have to scream. I have absolutely no idea what I want to do with my life. I'm a traveler, a reader, and an artist [Or so I say]. I like to argue, so bring it on. Although most of the goings-on in my life would fit better with the MLIA crowd, I still enjoy laughing at others' misfortunes. Where better to do so than at FML? If you've really sat there and read through all of this, you should know I'm full of shit. The force is strong within you, young padawan. Here. Have an internet.

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Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

#6761205
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13867) - you deserved it (20944)

On 12/15/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Proof-Reader (man) - United States (California)

Today, I texted a somewhat overweight girl I wanted to hook up with and asked her "Have you been dating anyone lately?" Unfortunately with predictive text, "dating" came out as "eating". I didn't realize it till after it sent. FML

#6761205
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13867) - you deserved it (20944)

On 12/15/2009 at 3:32am - love - by Proof-Reader (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up to find The Sims 2 running on pause on my laptop. I unpaused to find my character and my boyfriend's were no longer together. Slightly confused, I went on to find the note my boyfriend left. It said, "I hope you can take a hint." I got dumped through a computer game. FML

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200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78872) - you deserved it (4885)

On 04/12/2009 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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