About Eskellington
If you don't believe in unicorns, turn away now. We can't possibly be friends. Anywho, I'm a fan of the narwhal [Unicorns in disguise? I think yes!], Dane Cook [Hate if you want. My love for Dane will never fail.], Power Rangers, and Pokemon. My friends believe I could have been the Pink Ranger in a former life. Seriously, my ninja skills are kicking ass these days. I'm afraid of zombies and Mayonnaise. If your skin happens to be rotting away and you're experiencing cannibalistic tendencies, I might have to scream. I have absolutely no idea what I want to do with my life. I'm a traveler, a reader, and an artist [Or so I say]. I like to argue, so bring it on. Although most of the goings-on in my life would fit better with the MLIA crowd, I still enjoy laughing at others' misfortunes. Where better to do so than at FML? If you've really sat there and read through all of this, you should know I'm full of shit. The force is strong within you, young padawan. Here. Have an internet.
Eskellington - Followers
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Eskellington's FML badges
  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Eskellington's favorite FMLs
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