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Today, I was in a public restroom with my 4 year old daughter. I took her in the stall with me, and as I was using the restroom she looked down and loudly asked, "Mommy! Why do you have a beard on your peepee?!!" Then I heard everybody in the stalls next to us laughing. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41703) - you deserved it (12558)

On 08/22/2010 at 2:58am - kids - by Bailey - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I was walking to school. When I was about halfway there, someone put a gun to the back of my head and told me to give him all my money. As I slowly turned around, I saw it was my dad putting a banana to my head. FML

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145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34744) - you deserved it (5046)

On 01/30/2010 at 8:16am - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom told my boyfriend all about how she had to be a parent volunteer when I was in kindergarten. Apparently I used to masturbate in class by rubbing myself against the edges of chairs and tables. The teacher thought it would be best if my mom was there to make me stop. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (141774) - you deserved it (15929)

On 03/12/2009 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I made love to my girlfriend. I penetrated her for a while, then stopped to get my breath back... She carried on moaning even though I'd stopped moving. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39154) - you deserved it (7440)

On 12/24/2008 at 6:19am - intimacy - by sixsix - Sent from mobile version



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