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Dwrulesalot
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 11 December 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 127
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, at work, a little girl came in and asked if we had any dance clothes. As I showed her, I asked if she was in a competition. When she said yes, I crossed my fingers and told her I hoped she would win. Unfortunately, I didn't cross them properly and I accidentally gave her the finger. FML

Today, my dad made a voodoo doll out of a melon. This seems to happen a lot. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18902) - you deserved it (2192)

On 01/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Israel

Today, my daughter learned a new song. This would be great, except for the lisp her teacher has. I now have a child screaming about the "itchy bitchy spider" at the top of her lungs. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28102) - you deserved it (1782)

On 01/08/2013 at 8:01pm - kids - by ugh (woman) - United States (Michigan)



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