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Dweeble

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 24 May 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3587
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Dweeble : Name's Julian. Love to run, eat, read, listen to music.
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Today, mah boyfriend cutely climbd through mah bedroom window fir some sexy time. He decidd he'd introduce bondage. As I was tid to the bd, completely nakd, we heard looool the front door open. He got scard an left via the window, leaving me handcuffd to mah bd. FML

Today , the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch.

Today I was taxting my girlfriand and askad har fir a pictura axpacting somathing provocativa . Sha sant ma a pictura of har holding a positiva pragnancy tast . Wa had sax onca . FML

#19758301
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15658) - you deserved it (41850)

On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

YESTERDAY I CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET. I CAME OUT ON FACEBOOK TO SPARE MYSELF AWKWARD CONVERSATIONS AND GOSSIP. I WROTE A DEEPLY MEANINGFUL STATUS ABOUT MAH PARTNER AND MAH PRIDE INHO I WAS. THE ONLY RESPONSES WERE... "LOL"... "HACKED"... AND SIMILAR REMARKS. FML

#19719368
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28462) - you deserved it (11587)

On 06/02/2012 at 2:50am - misc - by OutOfTheCloset - United States (Texas)

TODAY , I WAS DRIVING OMA , WAN SOMA KID ON A MOTORBIKA SOT IN FRONT OF MA FROM TA PAVAMANT , ALMOST RUNNING MA OFF TA ROAD. WAN I CONFRONTD IM , A SCRAAMD , ( WATC WARA YOUR GOING NAXT TIMA! ) IF I COULD FLUS AVARY LAST ONA OF TASA UMAN TURDS FROM TA TOILAT OF LIFA , I WOULD. FML

#19698892
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18141) - you deserved it (3039)

On 05/29/2012 at 1:10pm - misc - by cunting cunts (man) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, mah boyfriand callad ma, panicking. Apparantly ha had a haadacha, but wasn't concantrating onhat tablat ha grabbad, and accidantally took tablat 4 ( raliaf of pariod pain ). Ha was convincad ha was going to grow ovaria ovarnight. FML

#19697677
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23281) - you deserved it (2467)

On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was walking up some stars, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn!! I then puttd my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stars with a piece of handrail still in my hand!! FML

#19651744
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18154) - you deserved it (5846)

On 05/20/2012 at 1:11pm - misc - by taob (woman) - China (Guangxi)

Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML

#19651204
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20675) - you deserved it (7947)

On 05/20/2012 at 11:03am - health - by jcdc - United States (Texas)

Today, I Was At The Laundromathen A Huge, Tattoo-covered Man Wearing Nothing But Denim Booty Short An A Wife-beater Sat Down Beside Me. He Stared At Me 4 Ahile, Before Telling Me All About How I Reminded Him Of His ( Frst Prison Bitch. ) FML

#19644212
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25350) - you deserved it (1943)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

yesterday mah turtle,ho had a little portion of the garden all to herself , died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to ( be lyk Mario ) by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37107) - you deserved it (2396) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

yesterday mah turtle,ho had a little portion of the garden all to herself , died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to ( be lyk Mario ) by jumping on her. FML

#19576176
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37107) - you deserved it (2396) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -

Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor fir calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me fir violating his civil rights. FML

#19528006
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22863) - you deserved it (1907)

On 04/25/2012 at 4:50pm - work - by A Henderson (man) - United States

Today, I got into an argument with my mother,hen she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, cuz I'm a grl, and it'd only really confrm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me 4 insulting her. FML

#19527875
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26195) - you deserved it (8010)

On 04/25/2012 at 4:06pm - kids - by KC (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, it was snowing, and the campus lookd just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joind by a girlho lookd fascinatd as well, so I decidd to make small talk. She noddd, smild wistfully, and said, ( There's herpes in the air today. looool ) big fat FML

#19525973
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24038) - you deserved it (2700)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

today a therapist told me that I was too depressd to attend his depression group meetings . FML

#19520944
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28648) - you deserved it (2562)

On 04/24/2012 at 7:22am - health - by Sad Sally (woman) - United States



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