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Today, I was so bored that I actually read the iTunes store's terms and conditions. FML
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On 08/16/2012 at 3:50pm - misc - by cardsftw - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML
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On 08/14/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nebraska)
Today, my boyfriend cutely climbed through my bedroom window for some sexy time. He decided he'd introduce bondage. As I was tied to the bed, completely naked, we heard the front door open. He got scared and left via the window, leaving me handcuffed to my bed. FML
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On 08/11/2012 at 2:53am - intimacy - by dafuqdidihear (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 11:35am - intimacy - by megasniper240 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML
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On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)
Today, I came out of the closet. I came out on Facebook to spare myself awkward conversations and gossip. I wrote a deeply meaningful status about my partner and my pride in who I was. The only responses were, "Lol", "Hacked", and similar remarks. FML
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On 06/02/2012 at 2:50am - misc - by OutOfTheCloset - United States (Texas)
Today, I was driving home, when some kid on a motorbike shot in front of me from the pavement, almost running me off the road. When I confronted him, he screamed, "Watch where you're going next time!" If I could flush every last one of these human turds from the toilet of life, I would. FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 1:10pm - misc - by cunting cunts (man) - United Kingdom (Ealing)
Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I was walking up some stairs, and I told the guy in front of me to be careful, as the handrail was loose and well-worn. I then put my hand on it, and promptly fell backwards down the stairs with a piece of handrail still in my hand. FML
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On 05/20/2012 at 1:11pm - misc - by taob (woman) - China (Guangxi)
Today, I spilled boiling water on my legs. A coworker told me that putting mustard on the burn would heal it. I ended up at the emergency room. When people walked by I could hear them say "it smells like hot dogs". FML
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On 05/20/2012 at 11:03am - health - by jcdc - United States (Texas)
Today, I was at the laundromat when a huge, tattoo-covered man wearing nothing but denim booty shorts and a wife-beater sat down beside me. He stared at me for a while, before telling me all about how I reminded him of his "first prison bitch." FML
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On 05/18/2012 at 10:35pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML
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On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -
Today, my turtle, who had a little portion of the garden all to herself, died. My 5-year-old nephew wanted to "be like Mario" by jumping on her. FML
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On 05/05/2012 at 6:06am - kids - by Grindyloo -
Today, I had to explain to a potential client that I wouldn't represent him, because suing his neighbor for calling him a pansy would get us laughed out of court and likely get me disbarred. His response was to get violent and threaten to sue me for violating his civil rights. FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 4:50pm - work - by A Henderson (man) - United States
Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML
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On 04/25/2012 at 4:06pm - kids - by KC (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)
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