About Dustin_Pedobear : You know, I already had enough stalkers before you decided to join in. But since you're here, I'm going to assume it is because you're either pissed at me or are just admiring my extremely handsome picture.
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Dustin_Pedobear's favorite FMLs
by Foreveralone / 04/09/2012 at 1:07am / United States / Miscellaneous
by blahhlovely_30 / 03/09/2011 at 3:03pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
by anonymouse / 03/09/2011 at 2:37pm / Reserved / Intimacy
by crazystar69 / 03/09/2011 at 1:19pm / United States (California) / Love
by prdept. / 03/09/2011 at 12:12pm / France (Rhone-Alpes) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/09/2011 at 11:07am / Canada (Saskatchewan) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend told me he had to go pick up his family from the airport. I assumed he meant his parents. He apologized and said he meant his wife and child. They'd got their visa sooner than he'd thought. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2011 at 4:52am / India (Karnataka) / Kids
by life_isnt_fair / 03/09/2011 at 3:27am / United States (Kentucky) / Love
Today, I was at work as a grocery store cashier. I felt a hand slap my ass. Turning around I saw an old man winking at me and I screamed. When my manager came to deal with the problem she didn't believe me and gave the man a $25 gift card for 'the trouble' I caused. FML
by Cashier / 03/09/2011 at 12:36am / Canada (Alberta) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 8:15pm / United States (California) / Geek
by Anonymous / 03/08/2011 at 6:23pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Health
Today, I was performing a show about pirates for a youth program. A child started crying because I wasn't a real pirate. A little girl took my defense: "He's a real pirate, his teeth are all yellow!" FML
by Anonymous / 03/05/2011 at 1:07am / Canada (Quebec) / Kids
by verasam01 / 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
- Today, my boyfriend told me that he gets more pleasure out of using a Q-tip than he does having sex… Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away.… Today, my boyfriend still couldn't work out where my clitoris is. It's RIGHT THERE, you idiot. I've…