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Today, I had to break up with my boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in my bathroom. FML
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On 12/17/2012 at 7:25am - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my mother told my therapist that I've been reverting to childlike behavior and she was worried about my maturity. She was worried because I screamed hysterically after dropping a pot of boiling noodles on my lap. FML
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On 12/13/2012 at 3:31am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my boyfriend of 4 years drunkenly introduced me to another very special lady. His wife. FML
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On 12/09/2012 at 9:53am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, my mom bitched me out and threatened to send me to a Bible camp, after catching me admiring a photo of a bikini model, which is apparently "immoral behavior." This is the same woman who cheated on my dad twice, justifying it by claiming the devil tempted her. FML
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On 12/07/2012 at 12:06pm - misc - by sonofahypocriticalwhore (man) - United States
Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML
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On 12/04/2012 at 3:09pm - intimacy - by AllegroRubato (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML
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On 12/01/2012 at 9:54am - intimacy - by me. - United States
Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML
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On 10/28/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Ceej - United States (Michigan)
Today, I went to Safeway. The security guard wouldn't stop staring at my boobs. When I confronted him about it he told me that they looked fake and he was making sure I didn't stuff my bra with stolen items. FML
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On 06/03/2012 at 3:45am - misc - by ilovezim29 - United States (California)
Today, I was addressed by name by the liquor store clerk. I've never told him my name. He's just seen my ID many times. FML
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On 01/17/2012 at 7:21pm - health - by Matchtopia - United States (Kansas)
Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML
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On 10/30/2011 at 7:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)
Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML
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On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML
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On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my neighbor and I learned why fireworks are illegal in city limits. This lesson was learned shortly after a roman candle came crashing through my second story window. FML
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On 07/05/2011 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)
Today, I skipped school and stayed home without telling my parents. My mom came home on her lunch break with another man, and had sex in our living room. I'm stuck in my room, listening to my mom cheat on my dad. FML
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On 05/14/2011 at 7:15am - intimacy - by ali grace - United States (Texas)
Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML
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On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved
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