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by lordtimbit / 03/15/2015 at 11:01am / Canada (Alberta) / Health
by nerderer / 03/15/2015 at 10:57am / United States (Minnesota) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/14/2015 at 11:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by nomorealcoholeva / 03/14/2015 at 12:52pm / Norway (Nordland) / Miscellaneous
Today, my instructor turned up late to get me for my driving test. I soon realized something was seriously wrong. Turned out his wife left him last night, and he'd been drinking the pain away all morning. He ended up rear-ending another car, and now I have to reschedule my test. FML
by Anonymous / 03/14/2015 at 12:11pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Transportation
by sa la vash / 03/14/2015 at 4:22am / Netherlands / Intimacy
Today, while on a date, I desperately let out a stealth fart in my date's car. I didn't have the nerve to own up to it, even as he started panicking and thinking the smell was coming from his engine. FML
by thecarisfine / 03/14/2015 at 12:27am / Australia (Queensland) / Miscellaneous
Today, while walking my dog, we came across two men having a heated argument in the street. My dog decided the perfect place to poop was right next to them. He wouldn't budge no matter what. Meanwhile, one of the men pulled a knife, and I practically shat myself. FML
by Anonymous / 03/13/2015 at 11:30pm / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out that the reason I didn't get the job that I have been working my butt off for over a year for is because they can't find anybody who can do my current job as good as me. I am too good to be promoted. FML
by hard work doesn't work / 03/13/2015 at 2:21am / United States (Texas) / Work
by writerflaw / 03/10/2015 at 1:36pm / United States (Alaska) / Miscellaneous
by parkoursam / 03/10/2015 at 12:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by schoolsucks / 03/10/2015 at 7:28am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by TooMuchAnxiety / 03/10/2015 at 4:03am / United States (Hawaii) / Love
Today, my mom demanded that I go into the basement and fix the water heater. I told her that I had no idea how to fix it, so she threw my phone down the stairs, told me to Google it, and locked the basement door behind me. It's been two hours. FML
by MyMomIsInsane / 03/09/2015 at 8:28pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
Today, I got to listen to my boss lecture me about professional dress and subtly insinuate that my being on the heavier side top-wise with all the men in the office could be a problem. I've worn turtle necks for the whole two months I've been working there. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2015 at 6:59pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I’m a student in China, and I attended a welcoming party for the new students. It consisted… Today, I’m on vacation in Peru in the Amazonian forest. I woke up in the middle of the night to the…