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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 August 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 273
  • Number of comments : 25
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Drunkenness : I'm drunk and awesome.

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Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
995 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70750) - you deserved it (734049)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

#159600
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I agree, your life sucks (1143928) - you deserved it (115283)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
738 comments

I agree, your life sucks (768492) - you deserved it (82708)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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