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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML
by thatsucks / 02/28/2009 at 6:10am / United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire) / Love
by Mick / 02/20/2009 at 3:29am / United States (Colorado) / Miscellaneous
by bittersweet / 02/07/2009 at 10:08pm / United States (New York) / Love
by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
- Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself… Today, I dyed my naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seeing me, my boyfriend immediately wanted…