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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1994 (19 years)
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  • Number of visits : 3953
  • Number of comments : 366
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About DropTheDaggerxx : student. i'm one of those people that define themselves by what they like, and what i like is: breaking bad, the walking dead, supernatural, game of thrones, fight club, harry potter, other books and movies and i'd list more but then this paragraph would be wicked long and i don't even care about what i like that much, i can't imagine you do. i'd also define myself by the things i don't like, but i can't think of anything i don't like, other than mushrooms. fuck mushrooms.

kik- so0zin (i know, how totally 2008 AIM screen name of me. i know.)

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DropTheDaggerxx's favorite FMLs

Today, my social anxiety got so bad that I'm now afraid to add people on Facebook. FML

#17686086
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23989) - you deserved it (6323)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:23am - health - by pottie69 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found out that my mum has been texting my ex-boyfriend to tell him what a dick he is. FML

#17633677
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24471) - you deserved it (4085)

On 09/01/2011 at 3:07am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

#17564993
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33439) - you deserved it (2980)

On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML

#17526290
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32155) - you deserved it (4357)

On 08/20/2011 at 2:23am - misc - by W1D0 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML

#17381048
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29286) - you deserved it (3673)

On 08/05/2011 at 8:24pm - intimacy - by moonstone15 (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my boyfriend tried to tell me that he was worried our child might not be mine because he was cheating on me when I got pregnant. FML

#16912974
443 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59763) - you deserved it (6242)

On 06/29/2011 at 7:52pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21665) - you deserved it (48448)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML

#15753750
382 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9261) - you deserved it (118079)

On 04/12/2011 at 10:01am - health - by sadcase - Australia

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35872) - you deserved it (30916)

On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML

#15334821
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14698) - you deserved it (45365)

On 03/16/2011 at 9:01am - work - by Almostfunny (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I treated my mom to a movie and lunch after she'd attended weeks of AA meetings. She snuck in a flask to the movie, and during lunch, she started calling people muggles. FML

#15128111
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27743) - you deserved it (3027)

On 02/26/2011 at 4:53pm - misc - by BackToRehab - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML

#14793203
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27579) - you deserved it (3575)

On 02/01/2011 at 1:37am - misc - by Stormbringer -

Today, I kept finding ants crawling all over my face. After a while, I realized that they were all coming from my beard. I have had a population of ants living in my beard. FML

#14373972
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8874) - you deserved it (40061)

On 12/28/2010 at 9:13pm - health - by ewicsmelly (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I am pregnant, and my boyfriend dumped me, saying that he didn't want to be stuck in anything too serious. FML

#14356906
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26968) - you deserved it (8410)

On 12/27/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was told by 'Seventeen' to add liquid highlighter to my foundation for an all-over glow. Little did I know that liquid highlighter is an actual makeup product. I now have an awful rash due to applying the ink from a highlighter pen. FML

#6955134
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7308) - you deserved it (81403)

On 12/26/2009 at 11:18am - health - by rtrim29 (woman) - United States (Florida)



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