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About DropTheDaggerxx : student. i'm one of those people that define themselves by what they like, and what i like is: breaking bad, the walking dead, supernatural, game of thrones, fight club, harry potter, other books and movies and i'd list more but then this paragraph would be wicked long and i don't even care about what i like that much, i can't imagine you do. i'd also define myself by the things i don't like, but i can't think of anything i don't like, other than mushrooms. fuck mushrooms.
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Today, while riding in the car with my mother, we got into an argument, at which point she pulled the vehicle over, took the key out of the ignition and used it to turn off the passenger airbag. She then continued driving in silence. FML
Today, I took my new boyfriend to a family dinner. Despite having made everyone agree to be on their best behavior, my grandma spewed obscenities such as "fuck me sideways, aren't you a catch?" and "you just can't pull ass like that at my age" throughout. FML
Today, I used my hair straightener to attempt to straighten my eyelashes and burned my eyelid. I don't know what's sadder, that fact I thought it would be fun, or that I was stupid enough to think I wouldn't hurt myself. FML
Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML
Today, I realized that someone spray painted a giant black cock on the front of my house while I was asleep. I also just recently painted my entire house yellow. Yellow doesn't cover up black penis very well. FML
Monday 1 September 2014