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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 5 October 1994 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 7265
  • Number of comments : 436
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DropTheDaggerxx : college student who watches a lot of house MD, breaking bad, criminal minds, and it's always sunny in philadelphia when i'm not studying. when i'm not doing those things, i like rollercoasters and anything fast and fun. also, i like pickles a lot.


fact: bears eat beets. bears. beets. battlestar galactica.

username is an old my chemical romance lyric because i used to be an Emo™

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Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML

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187 comments

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On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, I learned that if you're going to use vicks vapor rub for a cold, you should remember to wash your hands before changing your tampon. FML

#19790692
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30464) - you deserved it (16484)

On 06/15/2012 at 2:19am - health - by sickness_sucks - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML

#19714828
242 comments

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On 06/01/2012 at 10:29am - misc - by Anonymous - Austria (Wien)

Today, my boyfriend called me, panicking. Apparently he had a headache, but wasn't concentrating on what tablets he grabbed, and accidentally took tablets for "relief of period pain". He was convinced he was going to grow ovaries overnight. FML

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155 comments

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On 05/29/2012 at 3:54am - health - by sopheeah - Australia (Victoria)

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

#19561833
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16021) - you deserved it (56083) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, it was snowing, and the campus looked just lovely. I sat on a nearby window ledge to enjoy the view. I was joined by a girl who looked fascinated as well, so I decided to make small talk. She nodded, smiled wistfully, and said, "There's herpes in the air today." FML

#19525973
183 comments

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On 04/25/2012 at 2:22am - intimacy - by intheairtonight (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

#19400848
142 comments

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On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)

Today, I realized that due to my obsession with House MD, I seem to have subconsciously developed a limp in my right leg. FML

#19400848
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8664) - you deserved it (28386)

On 04/03/2012 at 12:37pm - health - by spougeineye1 - United States (Washington)

Today, I took a very expensive flight to New York City for a job interview. I waited in my hotel room all day for the phone call to go to my once in a lifetime interview. By noon I was nervous, eight I was pissed. Around ten I realized my phone was still in airplane mode. FML

#19381201
151 comments

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On 03/31/2012 at 8:35am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my husband sat me down on the couch so he could share some "awesome" news with me. He excitedly declared that he and his idiot drinking buddies are planning on running a real-life Fight Club out of our basement. FML

#19247748
111 comments

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On 03/09/2012 at 9:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, after finally getting my newborn baby to sleep, I made a sign to put on the door asking people not to knock or ring the bell, since our 3 dogs will bark loudly and wake the baby. When I went to print the sign, my dogs barked like crazy at the sound of the printer. FML

#19094403
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28232) - you deserved it (9647)

On 02/16/2012 at 4:42pm - kids - by TiredMom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my boyfriend came over to my parents' house for dinner. My dad made Holocaust jokes the entire time. My boyfriend is Jewish. FML

#19023656
26 comments

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On 02/08/2012 at 12:17am - love - by daughterofanazi (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was watching a movie in the basement with my boyfriend when we started to get a little frisky. My mom walks down with dirty laundry and tells him to stop it because I'm creaming all over my undies. She showed him a pair of dirty ones to prove it. FML

#18937632
259 comments

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On 01/28/2012 at 9:34pm - intimacy - by Tiana - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was making breakfast. My microwave door was already open, but I couldn't figure that out so I kept pressing the button. According to Einstein, I'm now insane. FML

#18906599
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8448) - you deserved it (28983)

On 01/25/2012 at 10:54am - health - by lol - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I caught my mother attempting to write a $1400 cheque. To whom? The proprietor of a "Christian charity fund" with whom she had been having Internet conversations. The proprietor's name, and that on the cheque, was "Herp McDerpington". FML

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116 comments

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On 12/18/2011 at 12:18am - misc - by scammed - Canada (Quebec)



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