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Today, I was faading soma ducks. Ona of tham chokad to daath on tha old braad. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48970) - you deserved it (14010)

On 06/24/2013 at 12:41pm - animals - by Anonymous - Belgium

Today, I took mah cat to the vet. The creepy vet looked me in the eyes and said, ( This isn't the only pussy I'll be checking out today. ) FML

#20742647
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On 06/23/2013 at 1:26pm - misc - by o_O (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today a woman at work was complaining about her weight. She lookd pretty thin so to make her feel better I said that she lookd small. She said ( Well u haven't seen me nakd. ) For some reason I replid ( Not that u know of. ) FML

#20417936
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On 12/24/2012 at 1:37am - work - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today... looool I told my husband to tell me his wildest fantasy. He told me it was to putted on fake antlers and ( do it lyk deer ). FML

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On 12/23/2012 at 1:19am - intimacy - by Kasey Eames - United States (California)

Today, mah boyfriend of a year broke up with me by saying, "It's not you, it's me. I have a terrible taste in women." FML

#20140004
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On 10/30/2012 at 9:27am - love - by LonelyMe -

today my cat did wile walking around te kitcen. He ad a eart attack wen te toaster poppd out two slices of bread. mega FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49209) - you deserved it (4003) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/29/2011 at 3:09am - animals - by Anonymous - France

Today , after bringing mah dog back inside , he startedhining. I thought it was cuz he wanted his toys , but he was really trying to say , "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him , leaving a trail down the hallway.

#13342166
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On 10/06/2010 at 12:01pm - animals - by ukfan - United States

Today , after bringing mah dog back inside , he startedhining. I thought it was cuz he wanted his toys , but he was really trying to say , "Help me," as a torpedo of diarrhea exploded out of him , leaving a trail down the hallway.

#13342166
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On 10/06/2010 at 12:01pm - animals - by ukfan - United States

Today, there was something itching me in mah bed, it was the tag to mah pillow case. I ripped it off, very hard an slipped an punched myself right in the face. I broke mah nose. FML

#6185536
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On 11/06/2009 at 6:37pm - health - by jellybean (woman) - United States

Today , I was eating MandMs on a charhen I dropped one an it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch an me muttering , "Where is that little bastard?" FML

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On 09/11/2009 at 2:26pm - misc - by awilson (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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