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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 17 October 1994 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 420
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About DreaTortuga : Dog loving video game playing tom boy who can't get enough of the outdoors. Biggest book worm ever. Love shooting. Anime and Manga are also some of my interests. And yes, I'm a girl!

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Today, my school took part in a standardized state test. After finishing, I decided to take a nap, only to be awoken by the test monitor, who wanted me to leave. Apparently, I was ferociously farting in my sleep and was disturbing the people still taking the test. FML


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On 04/24/2013 at 3:14pm - misc - by Skyler - United States

Today, while out with my boyfriend I accidentally let out a rather large fart. I was in such shock the only sentence I could make was "I farted." Clearly he was in shock too because the only words he could utter were "I know." FML


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