About Dreatortuga
Dog loving video game playing tom boy who can't get enough of the outdoors. Biggest book worm ever. Love shooting. Anime and Manga are also some of my interests. And yes, I'm a girl!
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Dreatortuga's favorite FMLs

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 10 June 2009 13:12 / United States

Today, one of my 5-year-old son's teeth fell out, but he's quite scatterbrained and he lost it. He did however find my vibrating duck under my pillow, and is now crying because he thinks that I stole his tooth so that the tooth fairy would bring me a toy. FML

By laptitesouris - / Sunday 31 March 2013 23:35 / France - Pertuis

Today, after about fifteen minutes of my cat bullying me into letting him get onto my lap, I finally caved. He clambered on, turned around, farted in my direction and got off as fast as he got on. FML

By orely44 / Friday 8 March 2013 14:13 / France - Rez

Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

By heallven / Thursday 31 January 2013 12:26 / France - Ostricourt

Today, as usual, my cat was sleeping on my stomach. I couldn't fall asleep so I delicately picked him up and put him down next to me. He got up, hopped back onto me, gave me a slap and then went back to sleep on my stomach. I didn't dare move all night. FML

By dormeur / Friday 18 January 2013 11:39 / France - Malakoff