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  • Number of visits : 71
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About DracoHKXX2 : I play games and blow stuff up

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Today, we started our 17 hour drive to Michigan for spring break. My mom decided to go to Target to buy some music CDs. All she bought was three Nicki Minaj CDs. She has already replayed the first CD four times. 14 hours to go. FML

#20551039
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38518) - you deserved it (3532)

On 03/19/2013 at 4:12pm - misc - by :( - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I learned it's a bad idea to text and smoke while drunk, because there is an increased risk of throwing your phone off the balcony and sticking your cigarette into your pocket. FML

#20485916
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11544) - you deserved it (53797)

On 01/30/2013 at 5:13am - misc - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, trying to be kinky while giving my boyfriend a blow job, I whipped him with my ponytail. He was thrilled, until I accidentally head-butted his dick. He curled up into a ball and wouldn't let me touch him again. FML

#20170605
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13326) - you deserved it (31502)

On 11/20/2012 at 3:43am - intimacy - by kinkicali (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend looked me straight in the eye and said, "I know about the sea turtles." I asked her what she was talking about and she said, "Next time, shut up or I'll show you pain." I have no idea what she's talking about. FML

#20170012
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20351) - you deserved it (1903)

On 11/19/2012 at 8:15pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was driving down a dark country road with the windows down. Suddenly, a giant barn owl flew through my side-window and smacked into my head, causing me to drive into a ditch. FML

#20008924
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24835) - you deserved it (2402)

On 08/08/2012 at 1:59am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, if you live in California, you might have seen a crazy drunk guy naked in front of a McDonald's, waving at everyone. Yeah, that was probably me. FML

#19618137
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8146) - you deserved it (30602)

On 05/13/2012 at 6:30pm - misc - by smh (man) - United States (California)

Today, I bought a parakeet for my kids. When I got home and presented it to them, they wanted to let him fly around inside. We went around the house making sure all the windows and doors were shut. Unfortunately I forgot to turn off the ceiling fan. FML

#264253
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31540) - you deserved it (57726)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:10pm - misc - by Noname - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

#2831
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11649) - you deserved it (28949)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)



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