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Dr_McFeelBetter

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Dr_McFeelBetter

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 6 April 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 102
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Dr_McFeelBetter : I like to party and have fun. I'm very kinky and really bad with controlling my sexual desires.

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Today, my boyfriend left me for another girl. My dad's reaction to the news and my tears was to say, "Aww. Gonna write a song about it, Taylor Swift?" FML

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114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52544) - you deserved it (7655)

On 11/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

Today, my husband and I were arguing, but I dropped it so we could calm down before discussing the matter again. Later on, he made us lasagna. The moment I swallowed the first mouthful, he smirked, then started snickering uncontrollably. What the fuck did he do to my food? FML

#20942539
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45124) - you deserved it (5171)

On 11/02/2013 at 1:34pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I signed a two-year lease on a house. My next-door neighbor said she's in love with me, threatened my girlfriend, and won't stop blasting Taylor Swift. FML

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97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49141) - you deserved it (3575)

On 05/31/2013 at 12:28am - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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