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About DrSo : Hello! I'm Dr. So. I enjoy reading about other people's misfortunes, and I also enjoy the great comments the fml community comes up with. I'm usually sarcastic, occasionally have a dry sense of humor, and Perdix, Pleonasm, FreshPie, and DocBastard are some of my favorite commenters. If you have any questions, comments, witty remarks, or obscene gestures, feel free to send me a message!

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Today, I awoke to the sound of my dad knocking on my dorm room door for a surprise visit. He's barely outside the door and I pull the door open and say hey, when my roommate strips naked pulls the door open, kisses me on the cheek, says in an uber-gay voice, "Thanks for last night", and leaves. FML


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On 03/22/2009 at 6:38am - intimacy - by konens_dick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. After three long weeks of him ignoring me and cancelling out on time we were supposed to spend with each other. He looked at me with the most confused look on his face. Then he says ''Are you serious? I was planning the perfect day to ask you to marry me'' FML


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On 03/17/2009 at 10:20am - misc - by PinkTornado - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML


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On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to the pharmacy to buy the Plan B pill. The pharmacist recognized me and said, "Really? Again?" FML


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On 01/29/2009 at 10:19am - misc - by Hahaha - United States (California)

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