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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by creating an account on Runescape; his favorite game. After finding him in-game, I started talking to him, not revealing who I was. After a while, I asked him if he had a girlfriend. He promptly said no and asked me for nude pics. FML

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332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44926) - you deserved it (12138)

On 02/09/2011 at 2:22pm - love - by Samyett (woman) - United States

Today, while moving, I asked my wife where she put the alcohol. She told me she threw it out, because it was old. It was Scotch. It's supposed to be old. FML

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145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31957) - you deserved it (4020)

On 08/06/2010 at 12:40am - love - by rugs - United States (Iowa)

Today, I got dumped because I was on my period. Apparently he was pissed because I have one "like, every single month." FML

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401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57417) - you deserved it (6234)

On 03/28/2010 at 5:04am - intimacy - by drsyl54 - Australia (Western Australia)

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Today, my parents, who are divorced, were arguing over who has to pay for my bus pass. They decided they wouldn't pay unless the other one did too. Neither will pay the £60 it'll cost for my bus pass. I now have to walk to school every day, in freezing winter weather. It's 9 miles. Each way. FML

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On 11/04/2009 at 3:00pm - misc - by Walker (woman) - United Kingdom (Coventry)

Today, I went to the store to buy groceries. I didn't care how I looked, so I wore an old shirt that said, "Thousands of my potential children died on your daughter's face last night." I ran into my girlfriend's parents at the store. FML

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On 05/24/2009 at 3:50pm - misc - by helloitsbrian6969 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML

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On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)



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