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About DrDilllonReese : I'm Dillon Reese. Yes, THE Dillon Reese. I'm keeping this short since bios are only read by stalkers and only written by people who get stalked. I run track, I lift, I go to school, I work. I also have great hair 24/7, but I don't try, it just happens.
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Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML
Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014