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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 1 October 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2830
  • Number of comments : 510
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About DrDilllonReese : I'm Dillon Reese. Yes, THE Dillon Reese. I'm keeping this short since bios are only read by stalkers and only written by people who get stalked. I run track, I lift, I go to school, I work. I also have great hair 24/7, but I don't try, it just happens.
If you have any questions you can message me or follow my Twitter: @dillonreese94

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Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11903) - you deserved it (56261)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

#18342381
226 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12927) - you deserved it (45440)

On 11/24/2011 at 10:51pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my brother lost his first tooth, so I told him the tooth fairy is going to give him money. He now thinks The Rock is going to show up in his room. FML

#18327184
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30454) - you deserved it (6378)

On 11/23/2011 at 2:14pm - kids - by G. Briones -

Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML

#18052733
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32512) - you deserved it (4015)

On 10/23/2011 at 8:38am - love - by mrs.nerd - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I were both at home, sick. We decided to make the best of it and spent the day in bed together. Things got a little steamy, and we started making out. As I started kissing her neck, I got nauseous. Before I could pull away, I threw up all over her. FML

#18047798
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29148) - you deserved it (16285)

On 10/22/2011 at 5:51pm - health - by Anonymous - Canada (Northwest Territories)

Today, while reading over my sent application email to a job I have been trying to get, I found out my brother had put "Heil Hitler!" as my signature. FML

#17996037
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35464) - you deserved it (4984)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

Today, my brother put pepper spray on my toilet paper. FML

#17987492
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42470) - you deserved it (3498)

On 10/15/2011 at 3:18am - misc - by Ca13b - United States (Oregon)

Today, I had to escort some dumbass teenager from Home Depot after I found him masturbating in one of the model washrooms. FML

#17982026
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37552) - you deserved it (2917)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

Today, since I was taking a dump in my wife's parents' house, I lit a candle so that it wouldn't stink. While still sitting down, I went to blow it out and apparently, no matter how strong of a man you are, you will still scream like a little girl if hot wax falls on your penis. FML

#17981787
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32945) - you deserved it (10799)

On 10/14/2011 at 11:23am - intimacy - by cduran2011 - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40190) - you deserved it (6210)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was working a haunted house. I have a really good spot where I hide and scare people. This really hot guy was walking up, and I jumped out and screamed. He punched me in the face. FML

#5964680
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30762) - you deserved it (6537)

On 10/23/2009 at 8:40pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

#228
229 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17946) - you deserved it (131596)

On 11/06/2008 at 4:43am - intimacy - by Ben-Ben - Sent from mobile version



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