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DoveOrHawk
  • Town/Country : PedoBear Meadow, California, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2702
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DoveOrHawk : I'm a ginger with blue eyes..
^^ :)
Message me if ya want to, I'll reply. :}
I'm weird, random, and hyper half the time...

I go shooting, yes guns and archery as well, quads,
swimming, poker, I'm not a prissy girl lol in case
you couldn't tell. :3 Oh and I'm also a pyro :3 lol

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Today, a very good platonic friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said 'Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!' When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said 'You've made me the happiest man alive' as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

#4340185
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20734) - you deserved it (74453)

On 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm - love - by dundundadumb (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was walking in the mountains when I tripped, I grabbed onto the fence in an attempt to soften my fall. The fence was electric. FML

#4206061
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44872) - you deserved it (3063)

On 08/01/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by Electronotfriend (woman) - Poland (Pomorskie)

Today, my girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly asked "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML

#4204058
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14957) - you deserved it (33976)

On 08/01/2009 at 10:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up random names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

#4201087
390 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 3:44am - love - by NinjaPanda88 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day and asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when they're killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, and now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36819) - you deserved it (998)

On 07/31/2009 at 6:46pm - love - by deadbunnies (woman) - United States (California)



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