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DoveOrHawk

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3566
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About DoveOrHawk : I'm a ginger with blue eyes.. :3

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Visits<b>turdwrangler</b> - the 03/24/2016 at 10:38pm<b>jdam123</b> - the 03/07/2016 at 3:29am<b>Arestian</b> - the 01/20/2016 at 6:17am<b>thefaekitten</b> - the 01/13/2016 at 4:05pm<b>MousE0910</b> - the 12/25/2015 at 7:48pm<b>holymacabre</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 10:12am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 1:58pm<b>Stormofbrass</b> - the 09/16/2015 at 10:29pm<b>Emmamazing</b> - the 08/09/2015 at 3:21pm<b>rafa015</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 4:05pm<b>queensassygoat</b> - the 06/27/2015 at 9:35pm<b>TMG_The_Best</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 10:28pm<b>nickjt30</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 11:31pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/16/2015 at 8:47pm<b>juice_33</b> - the 06/13/2015 at 10:12pm<b>jdavidnew0</b> - the 06/05/2015 at 11:31pm<b>jonloran</b> - the 06/02/2015 at 9:02am<b>ptellini</b> - the 05/01/2015 at 9:18am

Fucked!<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/20/2015 at 7:58pm<b>rafa015</b> - the 07/04/2015 at 10:05pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 06/17/2015 at 2:48am

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DoveOrHawk's favorite FMLs

Today, a very good friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said, "Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!" When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said, "You've made me the happiest man alive" as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML

by dundundadumb / 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm / United States (Texas) / Love

Today, I was walking in the mountains when I tripped, I grabbed onto the fence in an attempt to soften my fall. The fence was electric. FML

by Electronotfriend / 08/01/2009 at 12:49pm / Poland (Pomorskie) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend and I were having ice cream and I jokingly asked "What's better? The sex or ice cream?" Apparently I don't pleasure her like Mint Chocolate Chip Ice Cream does. FML

by Anonymous / 08/01/2009 at 10:08am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my girlfriend wanted to name my penis. After 5 minutes of thinking up names, she finally picked one. Say hello to Squirtle. FML

by NinjaPanda88 / 08/01/2009 at 3:44am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I texted the man I'm dating, told him I was having a terrible day and asked him to say something to cheer me up. His response? "Did you know that rabbits shriek when they're killed?" I'm still having a terrible day, and now I can't stop thinking about dying, shrieking bunnies. FML

by deadbunnies / 07/31/2009 at 6:46pm / United States (California) / Love